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My God I thought I was sad collecting old billhooks - but whoever penned this 'Load of Old Billhooks' either has too much time on his (her??) hands or an overly fertile imagination and a distinct lack of opportunity to use it constructively. Congratulations on making me respond in an equally fatuous way. The mind (or at least mine does) boggles at the variety of real billhooks developed over 2000 years of use - it is equally incredulous that a french manufacturer held over 3000 different patterns of blade in their archives - but the shear fecundicity of imaginative twaddle on these pages is outstandingly staggering. I am lost for more .......

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