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|This article was nominated for deletion on December 22, 2011.
The result of the discussion was Keep.
edit Needs work
There is ample to say about Bill Clinton, he was President for 8 years afterall. Before I added a few things the entire article was centered around the Monica Lewisnky scandal. While enthralling and entertaining, this was but one thing. With some nice group effort, especially from people who remember things about way back in the Clinton era, this article can be on par with the George W. Bush article. Rangeley 05:01, 23 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- I've changed every verb that worked (and a few that didn't) to "is." It's a small change, but I hope that it makes some kind of difference. In a funny way, yo.--Bradaphraser 04:30, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)
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Oh come on who was the genius that took out the funniest parts of this article?! This article kept me coming back when there were "people who had slept with clinton" and "sex positions created by clinton". How is it that comedic gold like that gets taken out, while crap like "consorts and children" stays in there? GEEZ
- Shut up. Those were far from the funniest parts. OOH, BILL CLINTON HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH A WOMAN, LET'S CLAIM HE DID IT WITH A THOUSAND OTHER PEOPLE TOO, AD NASEUM!!!!! Please. This happened like, what, eight years ago? The "joke" is old. And if you don't like that one section, remove it yourself. It's kind of the same thing, but it's not as long as the other ones I removed. Roman Dog Bird 22:57, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
It May be old and have been done 'ad naseum' but like it or not it's an integral part of Bill Clinton's legacy and should be part of this article. An article about Clinton without taking advantage of THAT is not a comic article about Bill Clinton at all. We owe it to ol' slick willy to make fun of his womanizing ways, GENIUS. If that doesn't deserve to be here, NOTHING does.
- If it MUST be joked about, fine, but don't make big lists. Those are discouraged around here. I might as well remove that "Consorts and Children" thing right? Roman Dog Bird 03:44, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
Ok Boys, you heard the man! NO BIG LISTS!--Smokydoggg 12:48, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
- ........................."the man"................................I like that................................................................................
Roman Dog Bird 00:44, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
I would just like to give those who wrote the "filmography" section mad props. That was freaking hilarious.
Demetrious 19:53, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) was the 42th President of the United States and the first person to have sex with every other adult in the US. He also has a 18.5 inch penis, the longest since Jimmy Carter's 17.4. The horniest man to hold that position since Kennedy, he is also the last saxophone player that the jazz quartet Presidential Motherfuckers ever had.
President Clinton is also known for being the first president to institute the Orgasum Penis Twat, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term he was a Liberal but in his second term he was a Neocon. That was his way of bringing about trouble.
Bill Clinton's term of office was mired by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary Clinton, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on First Lady Monica Lewinsky with Hillary, in a perverse affair which culminated into a clusterfuck. House Republicans were outraged, because Bill Clinton had lied to the American public on TV (an offense reserved only for Republicans; it's in the Constitution).
edit Why don't we just use materials from liberal blogs
Like the George W. Bush article in which we say things the blog does and then link to the opposite etc. Remember that moveon.org was designed in 1998 to get people to "move on" from the Monika Lewinsky scandal and now it powers many liberal bloggers. But keep the "Pimp" comments that Bill Clinton was a pimp or a ladies man in reference to the blue dress incident and sexual harassment lawsuits, etc. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:12, 12 August 2009 (UTC)