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Bedford is indeed a shithole -

i've never been there, and dont even know where it is, but my opinion is based upon nothing but hard facts.. .. .and complete ignorance

edit I live in Bedford

And while it is undoubtedly a shithole, this article sucks an isn't funny.

edit Bedford and me.

Evening, I've lived in Bedford for over 30 years but couldn't possibly comment on it as I don't read the Sun, never watch Big Brother and I believe I've never said "ennit tho..." Considering these weighty facts, I feel I am in no way a qualified spokesperson. Further to this, I never watch daytime television and have never managed to be unemployed. Hard to believe, I know. I spend most of my spare time drinking aftershave and clubbing kittens to death, good day, Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin III.


I thought parts of the article were quite funny, and the stuff about the postcodes well observed satire. Oh, I have THXII38 tattooed on my head and live in Bedford.

edit What?!

Who the fuck removed the bit about the inter-school wars? *stab* The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Trouble was, it was a magnet for Cyberbullying, vanity and general idiots who really just wanted to use this article as an excuse to say something about their friends. Also, this article is probably not really the right place for the inter-school wars anyway. You could create a new article, and call it "Bedford inter-school war" or something if you like. It would need to be a lot better than what was in this article, but if you want to do it, go ahead! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:59, Mar 9

edit Put sometheing about this on this crap article

There was civil DISORDER in bedford last night there was a MOB of 150 people who attacked cars and ITALIANS. (no-one died unfortunately)

Here's an hilarious Daily Mail article about this lulzy event. [1]

Also add moar = to either side of the The 'Hipster/Popular' Teens bit so it has 3 = instead of 2. I would do this myself but some idiot felt the need to protect this shit article. Im a Penguin (talk) 17:04, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

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