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Removed here from the main article and wikified, since it didn't do it for me.
edit Things Bear Does in his spare time
- Jerks to Mother Nature
- Fights Bears for the right to the name "Bear"
- Making Fires in places which do not need light, like the streets, or a light factory
- Bear Grylls also likes to spend time with his brother, Boar Grylls and Broom Grylls
- The wikipedia article is sooo much funnier, what a fucking fake. First time I hear of him, people are believing this? It is discouraging lol ! Humanity is doomed Mattsnow 19:46, December 3, 2011 (UTC)