WTF? Why is this even featured?--poopISVERYgood 8:31, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Very original plus funny. That's good. Yes it is. Cheeseplease 10:29, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
There are a dangerous number of actual facts in this article. --126.96.36.199 17:15, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
But its funny so it balences out JAL 200 19:43, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
The guy seems to be the south for the most part, except on the first and second day, where he is the north. Is he always the army that is losing, regardless of side? --188.8.131.52 20:26, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
- If it makes me look smarter, yes. Otherwise, no. :)--Procopius 21:59, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
Of course he always sympathizes with the losing side. In a breakup situation, the guy almost always feels like he's the loser. --Cainad 22:29, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
It's funny but I am also sympathetic. It sounds like he got let down hard.
- what's with this guy? how did he get control of a turning point in America's history? Wouldn't it be better as a metaphor for my stresses? --Sm8900 15:32, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
edit Rewriting Article
Can I rewrite this article as, after reading it, two reasons popped up:
1) This article is NOT FUNNY. It is merely a way of Me writing down his breakup. That's not funny at all.
2) Too many facts for an Uncyclopedia article.
???Funny Red 23:08, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
NO YOU MAY NOT