Talk:Bass

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This article is just rude, not funny. It's probably written by some selfish guitarist wanker, who (as most of guitarists) thinks he is the best and most important musician.

Which would probably explain the violence towards guitar players on the guitar article, except it's actually funny there. Barcode711 02:24, 26 September 2008 (UTC)


I agree. Im a bass player and since my people started reading this article they underestimate me. you know what i have to say for tihs article?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMzXtizKcXY


show me a guitarist that can do that.

To Writer:Appropriate Social cues. Which you clearly dont understand

Taking the piss in the correct context is good, i mean take a joke. Piss taking is funny because its true. The taken piss here is soley aimed at player and has no relation to the instrument, So its not true and is just Abuse. Abuse that is directed one individual. So its just bullying. Bullying aimed at some imaginary bass player on a public site, so its just profanity. and profanity just shows you the writer has a mental age of 4. Do you understand how that works?

Sounds like the writer has been tragicly upstaged and extracting his revenge through the POWER OF THE INTERNETZ! My bet would be that he doesnt actually play an instrument at all.Dienkonig 12:14, March 7, 2010 (UTC)


Moving in the right direction

I would say im rewriting. But what im actually doing is filtering out the crap and replacing it with nice, cool neutral milk which the more witty can make Stilton with.

Intro - OUT

Bass Solos - OUT

Schedule - OUT (Ive never played full time, Cant write. Somebody should though)

Moar About Bassits - POINTLESS, OUT. Merged with intro

Watch This Space! Bass Players - What the fuck is this? OUT (of the window, into the canal, which flows into an estuary, onto the sea, through the ocean currents till it freezes under one of the poles, till a Russian sub claims it.

Girl Bassists - Dont Know Any.

Would you agree with me that this would be better off a stub than a rant? I hope you do.

Dienkonig 00:53, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

PLS RW

I'm going to rewrite this for PLS. --Black Flamingo 14:48, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

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