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Baptist's not for Jews. Believe me, they claim to love Israel and vow to support the state of Israel, yet their butt buddies George W. Bush and Jerry Falwell are closet homosexuals in line with the Islamofascists, the CIA appointed Osama and Saddam, then pays off Khomeini and the Kuwait royals, allows mosques to be rented in Texas Baptist churches near oil fields (terror targets) and finally, in radical megachurches in liberal California. Gasp! this is all a conspiracy...a Baptist, forget Zionist, conspiracy. +

That's the lid blown off the whole Baptist Church thing. What about cats? They're just not right are they? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:57, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
Oh crap, I should had taken this to the Neocon talk page. This is more of a political than religious thing, sorry about that. Besides, neocons are always protecting Jews, after all Jews are always protecting minorities, and who's protecting them? + PotatoSmut 16:53, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
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