Talk:Baltimore, Maryland

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Crack isn't really what baltimore is known for, nakedman. one in every 9 baltimorons is addicted dto heroin, and that's a real stat. ~x

Moved things around. Some people just add things to the top instead of putting them in a sensible category. Belonged in trivia below.

Someone changed references about crack to references to heroin. I don’t think heroin isn’t really a very funny “crime-infested slum” joke, which is what the article is aiming at. It’s more of a rich idiot rockstar drug. Also, this makes the article mention crack in the intro as an important Baltimore export… but below in the section below on economy, it’s not mentioned because the person changed all the cracks there to heroin. Hows abouts I just change some references to drugs (in general). That’s more inclusive.

Huffed “famous Baltimore residents,” which was added for no reason just because somebody wanted to link to rappers. No comedic value.

Added a new crab picture that someone had recently uploaded, that works a lot better for the article.

I still think many of the bits are not funny, but they’re there because they’re consistent with content elsewhere at Uncyclopedia. -- Nakedman 16:34, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

I guess this thing really is content free. I will re-add the section on Famous Baltimore Residents. The silly thing is that this website is totally a joke, yet some people still want to edit it because they want to impose rules on it!!! in order to keep it to some kind of standard!!! It's got to be all or nothing. Only weenies would edit something that is supposed to be nonsensical.

-Tom Brown, of Baltimore

edit Spanish Translation

I am not a member of Uncyclopedia, but I would like to share with you a Spanish translated transcript of Big Bill Hell's Used cars of Baltimore, also known Español as Los Coches de Big Bill Hells. I have translated this transcript into Spanish using Google Translate. The transcript was borrowed from a Xanga blog, and is used for entertainment/commenting/Español purposes only.

ADVERTENCIA: esta transcripción contiene un lenguaje que es malo y no es apropiado para los mexicanos. Si usted es sensible al lenguaje soez, por favor, no lea esta transcripción, porque es malo para usted.

No digo más. Aquí está la transcripción.

Vete a la mierda México! Si usted es tan tonto como para comprar un coche nuevo este fin de semana, usted es un imbécil lo suficientemente grande como para visitar a los coches de BigBillHells. Le damos un mal acuerdo. Nosotros vendemos los coches que se pueden romper. Si usted puede pensar que usted va a encontrar una ganga en BigBillHells, puede besar el culo. Es nuestra creencia de que eres un estúpido hijo de puta-madre, por lo que caen en esta majaderías. ¡Garantizadas! Si usted puede encontrar una oferta mejor, se puede meter por el culo feo. Ustedes nos han oído bien. Meter por el culo feo. Traiga a su bandeja. Traiga su temporizador. Traer a su esposa. Vamos a follar. Eso es correcto. Vamos a follar a tu mujer. Porque en BigBillHells, que están jodidos 6 maneras de domingo. Tome una caminata a BigBillHells. La casa de ChallengePissing. Eso es correcto. ChallengePissing. ¿Cómo funciona? Si usted puede orinar de 6 pies en el aire hacia arriba, y si no se mojan, se puede obtener sin pago inicial. No se demore. No jodas con nosotros. O de lo contrario vamos a rasgar sus testículos fuera. Sólo en BigBillHells! El distribuidor único que puedo decir a la mierda. Date prisa, culo hoyos. Este evento final en el minuto después de que usted nos escribe un cheque. Así que asegúrese de que su cheque no tiene rebote, o usted es un hijo de puta-madre muerta. Vete al infierno. Los coches de BigBellHells. El hogar de la más sucia. Y el hogar exclusivo de los hijos más enojado de puta en México. ¡Garantizadas!

Thank you very much. 75.84.211.24 02:33, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

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