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Another article to which append the phrase "What the hell?" to.--Vercalos 01:16, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)
he's dead, the euligy should be written without any caps.
edit From Pee ReviewWITH NEW FUCKING FANTASTIC SPRAY ACTION! REVIEW NOW AND RECIEVE A FREE REPLY! --~ 02:17, 7 January 2007 (UTC) EDITED WITH THE POWER OF THE STANDARD MEDIAWIKI TEXT EDITOR, THIS ARTICLE IS LARGER NOW! I'M STILL NOT GIVING UP THE CAPS LOCK, THOUGH, BECAUSE BILLY MAYS IS ANNOYING, AND ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GUARUNTEE EVERYONE GETS THE IMPRESSION HE IS SHOUTING! --~ 02:27, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
|Humour:||5||Okay, this article is mostly carried by one joke (i.e. Billy Mays trying to sell himself in the style which he uses to sell things normally (I should point out, I have never seen or heard of Billy Mays before but I can think of people who deliver things in the same manner)) and if you want to improve it, the rather irritating fact is it just needs a couple more jokes- the Beethoven one at the end is quite good, think more along those lines, because while people may become tired of self-reference they're never going to get tired of wit. What you should have done with Captan Oblivious was have him say "Did you hear something?" instead|
|Concept:||6||Likewise the humour, it's nothing that hasn't been done before on uncyclopedia, but if you can just squeeze a bit more content in that shouldn't matter, the concept being a foundation on which to build rather than a restriction.|
|Prose and formatting:||7||Can see nothing wrong generally speaking, and you've captured the hyper-energetic style quite well... my only suggestion would be to re-think the all caps; maybe it's echoes of Benson, but it just feels a little irritating- try using different sized fonts or something instead.|
|Images:||5||Needs a few more, but the .gif compliments the ADD-ishness quite nicely.|
|Miscellaneous:||7||There's absolutely nothing wrong with this and it has a lot of potential, but it just needs more... well, just more. At the moment beyond the initial joke (which you can get from glancing at the page) there's not a huge amount to compel a jaded uncyc user to continue reading. Add a little more interest (history of Billy Mays, some absurd story explaining why he talks so loud etc etc) and it could be very funny.|
|Reviewer:||--Sir Jam 10:25, 7 January 2007 (UTC)|
Someone that can edit this add this caption under the KABOOM picture: "KABOOM! I, BILLY MAYS USE KABOOM AND IT WORKS ON EVERYTHING! IT EVEN WORKS ON HEARTS!"
Hey, Homiestar here. Just wanted to tell you there's a typo in the article. You forgot to put a "y" at the end of Might. I would fix it myself, but the page is locked. 220.127.116.11 18:51, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
- K, it's been fixed. Though might I suggest registering your own username? It's free, discrete, and completely tracable. And you can actually make useful spelling contributions instead of hiring loyal slave labor like me to do your work. :P
ShadowfaxSTF 20:40, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
edit Jesus vs. Superman
Who do you think would win in a pitch-off, Vince or Billy?
edit Possible image?
edit HOLY SHIT GUYSBILLY MAYS IS DEAD. -
- NO! First MJ, and now him? How?-18.104.22.168
edit May Billy Rest In Peace
He will be deeply missed.
I second that.
- I'm glad he's dead, screw you guys--User:Shadow514
edit Edit Suggestion
I suggest adding this at the end of the article: OFFER EXPIRED AS OF 6-28-2009
Also, you may want to create an article about Vince, as a follow up offer to Billy Mays. --Mairujyat 01:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
edit Billy's early career
Someone with editing priviledges should add a section about Billy's early career training as a hearing aid salesman.
edit BILLY MAYS DID COKE?!
He did, look! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_en_tv/us_billy_mays I can't believe it.--22.214.171.124 15:24, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
edit Things Billy Mays can sell
Billy Mays can selll... A bible to atheists Deodorant to the French Marxism to Republicans A life to people who play "magic the gathering" A computer to the Omish Your mom to gay men Global health care to Americans Viagra to lesbians An air conditioner to eskimos... 126.96.36.199 05:03, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
edit Taylor "zack"
he is an alsome pryo gunslinger dude that even i wont mess with him he is alsomer than chuck norris