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I'm guessing this was written by a Cantabrian (spelling)? They always seem to harbour a strange bitterness that I guess is due to insecurity. I don't think Aucklanders really give a toss about Cantrabrians thought. I guess that is how Australians feel about NZers?

Some of this as feuered in the New Zealnd HERALD.lOL.

Sign your comments. Just use a name that we can identify you by and then five tidles (~).
Oh, and this article is actually funny. The article on Wellington, on the other hand, is just plain fucked up. Haven't you read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid?! The jokes are plain slander: "Wellington is the gay capital of New Zealand". Not funny; just fucked. And your media is always "Auuuckland this, Auuuckland that".
Another thing to note is that I actually like Canterburian humour: I know one that is two-eyed. One thing I mentioned to them: "I know that the Wellingtonians slag off at the Cantabs, and the Cantabs slag off at the Wellingtonians, but at the end of the day, it's the Cantabs, AND the Wellingtonians, slaggind off at the Dorklanders."
Want my straight-up opinion? Your heads are so far up your asses that all you can see is yourselves (Auckland) and don't give two shits about anybody else. You cannot admit when you are wrong or unimportant. Because of this, I see no point in writing this, as you will just ignore it, because your heads are so far up your asses. And therefore... You don't get the point, do you? Your heads are so far up your asses that all you can see is yourselves (Auckland) and don't give two shits about anybody else. You cannot admit when you are wrong or unimportant. Because of this, I see no point in writing this, as you will just ignore it, because your heads are so far up your asses. And therefore all you can see is yourselves (Auckland) and don't give two shits about anybody else. You cannot admit when you are wrong or unimportant. Because of this, I see no point in writing this, as you will just ignore it, because your heads are so far up your asses. And therefore all you can see is yourselves (Auckland) and don't give two shits about anybody else. You cannot admit when you are wrong or unimportant. Because of this, I see no point in writing this, as you will just ignore it, because your heads are so far up your asses. And therefore all you can see is yourselves (Auckland) and don't give two shits about anybody else. You cannot admit when you are wrong or unimportant. Because of this, I see no point in writing this, as you will just ignore it, because your heads are so far up your asses. NOW, you may notice that this comment is looping itself, and possibly take the little action you can take for others.
Oh, and remember: When you want your roads to be paid for, nobody else cares. --thematrixeætsyou, the 1337 (talk) (flames) 04:30, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

edit The Country Status

In reality Auckland is it's own country so I thought I'd give it a flag and a table.

I think it should be AKA Ackland, where the internet begins...
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