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Whoever believes in astrology might as well believe in fairies, mermaids, dwarves, space aliens and organized religion. They are NUTS! Did you know President Reagan had consulted an astrologer? Yeah, it was the trend in Hollywood of the 1960's for this actor-turned-governor-turned president-turned antichrist, he made horoscopes a part of presidential life. For someone with the case of Alzheimer's, his fortune guided him to the white house. +
You must be a Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn. How did I know?