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edit Risen Christ is Antichrist
The Risen Chirst is the Antichirst, the first beast that had the fatal wound that had been healed.
Paul of Tarsus was his false prophet, the second beast who was servent to the first beast and extended its authority everywhere, making the world and all its people worship the first beast.
If you don’t believe me, read the Bible and no! you will not die if you eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, but your eyes will be opened and you will be like gods.
“The number (name) of the beast: it is the number (name) of a man” Revelation 13:18 i.e. Jesus Christ. “’Take care that no one deceives you (the twelve chosen); because many will come using my name and saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and they will deceive many’” Mathew 24:4
We know that the Antichrist has a false prophet: “Beware of false prophets who come to you disguised as sheep but underneath are ravenous wolves. You will be able to tell them by their fruits. Can people pick grapes from thorns, or figs from thistles? In the same way, a sound tree produces good fruit but a rotten tree bad fruit. A sound tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor a rotten tree bear good fruit. Any tree that does not produce good fruit is cut down and thrown on the fire. I repeat, you will be able to tell them by their fruits. It is not those that say to me ‘Lord, Lord,’ who will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the person who does the will of my Father in heaven. When that day comes many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, cast out demons in your name, work many miracles in your name?’ Then I shall tell them to their faces: I have never known you; away from me, you evil men!” Mathew 7:15-23
“Remember, I am sending you out like sheep among wolves; so be cunning as serpents and yet harmless as doves.” Matthew 10:16
“You will be hated by all men on account of my name; but the man who stands firm to the end will be saved.” Matthew 10:22 “If they have called the master of the house Beelzebul, what will they not say of his household?” Matthew 10:25 “’If the world hates you, remember that it hated me before you.’” John15:18
Who does the world hate? The serpent was the original Christ, the lamb slain from the foundation of the World. The Risen Christ is the Antichrist and Paul of tarsus is the False Prophet.
“On these grounds is sentence pronounced: that though the light has come into the world men have shown that they prefer darkness to the light because their deeds were evil. And indeed, everybody who does wrong hates the light and avoids it, for fear his actions should be exposed; but the man who lives by the truth comes out into the light, so that it may be plainly seen that what he does is done in God” John 3:19-21 http://john3-19.blogspot.com/
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edit Surely we should have a go and see if this can become VFHable
The Feynman diagram alone is worth going on the front page. Anyone else up for a clusterfuck?
- sorry pal. If it was aimed at me for the edits i did about 2 or 3 hours ago, i was just tidying it up. I'm only good at articles when I know the subject matter really well. And besides being evil, I'm not too up on AC. And it doesn't matter anyway, as I'm likely to be banned in about 15 minutes for calling another user a "fascist asshole".
- Either way, I would love to see this article in great shape, and it would make an excellent feature article. I'm afraid i'm just not the one clever enough to do it. --Matfen 21:47, December 8, 2009 (UTC)