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This article was nominated for deletion on April 9, 2009.
The result of the discussion was Keep.

Disgusting. Not funny or clever by a long shot. HeroReborn 17:48, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

holy crap! this is amazingly offensive and still manages to be mildly humorous!

Dammit, why didn't I think of this?! I proclaim this to be the most offensive article on Uncyc, next to holocaust tycoon.   Le Cejak <16:42 May 28, 2009>
Oh, and IP address from April? The guy who wrote it is a mormon. Yeah, I know.   Le Cejak <23:23 May 29, 2009>

Not mormon at all. Cute revenge, getting this article featured. By the way, the article is a lot better now that it's had some revision. At least I now have proof that Uncyclopedia is 3L337157. I wonder how a mormon could type something like this. Unless, they have evolved with humor that has an iron stomach. Have you ever read an article that makes you want to puke? Or causes your balls to shrivel up inside of you? This would be one of them for me. THE IP ADDRESS FROM APRIL 16:37, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Actually, Mr. IP, I am Mormon. I rewrote this with the intent of being anti-explicit, anti-graphic. I don't write anything with the intent of being gross. I think it's pretty clever and rather clean. Any images you form are the result of a dirty mind. (With a little help from the images.) Please understand that, and try not to take this so seriously. Uncyclopedia is a comedy website. It's all in fun. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:24, Jun 6

On a related noteEdit

I just found the link in this article to my userpage. --Mn-z 01:01, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

I'd forgotten I'd put that in there. Although, you have to concede it was inevitable. :P Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 01:27, Mar 16 2010
Yeah, but is the causal reader going to get the joke? --Mn-z 01:51, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
Is the casual reader going to hover his/her mouse over every link? If you don't like it, I can remove it, but I think it's fine. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:25, Mar 16 2010
Maybe a link to my one "art" page would make more sense. --Mn-z 02:41, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
We want to attract new readers, not scar them for life, Mn-z. :P Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 03:38, Mar 19 2010
Since when? --Mn-z 03:44, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Good point. What was the link again? Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 03:46, Mar 19 2010
It's super-secret :P --Mn-z 03:50, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I'm not going to search for it. Heaven knows how much retinal scarring I've already had on this site... Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 03:58, Mar 19 2010
On an unrelated note, if I'm not mistaken, Mormons believe that God has marital relations with his spirit wives, and also believe that his spirit wives are eternally pregnant, therefore... --Mn-z 04:47, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Er, no. I'm afraid you're wrong. O_O Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 07:19, Mar 20 2010