Talk:American Idol

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Fuck AMerican Idol the creators judges and the none deserving contestants. Randy is a download brother with his forever fat ass. Simon is a download boy with his stupid horney childess ass. Paul is a reject of Anna Nicole only to one day be in the news just has she is of a questionable death drug related no doubt. The creator are a bunch of rating money hungry heartless idiots....


I think it would be a good idea to make a reference to Sanjaya as Hindu god. Perhaps the god of sucking? (As a joke, not an insult.) Kip the Dip 19:49, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
I think he is gay though...*in response to Simon after he insukted that ugly mowhawk: "You're just mad cuz' you couldn't pull the look off!" He's into his hair...He has to be gay... 00:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
Hmm... I dunn about being gay, though he probably suffers from retardation. I put him in as god of malarking, since I think his last name is Malakar or something... Adamsmo
Lmao sanjaya is fucking hilarious i hope he wins id love to see what would happen.
If he wins, I'll kill myself. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 03:31, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Ponyhawk This user is a Fanjaya.

This user is probally a little girl. Either that, or tone deaf.

--Kip the Dip 19:56, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Rewrite

Not delete sections, dumbarse.SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Whoops!

Will we rewrite this after Paula left and Ellen DeGeneres joins in?

edit Who should be done?

I think Jordin Sparks needs a page, as does probably Blake Lewis.... I did Melinda Doolittle's, but it sucks, so if anyone wants to... Adamsmo


  • I agree there should be more Idol related articles. Here are my ideas:
Phil Stacey
Phil is an undead vampire. Of course, this is a fairly obvious observation, so the article would have to be really good.
Kelly Pickler
She's a major hick. Come on?
Clay Aiken
The gay thing's been done, and it didn't work out. How about Clay be one of Santa's jolly elves? He can be like a character from Rudolph. (Clay-mation)
Elliot Yamin
Jew.
Kelly Clarkson
Don't care. Just as long as it makes fun of her.

--Kip the Dip 04:54, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

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