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Fuck AMerican Idol the creators judges and the none deserving contestants. Randy is a download brother with his forever fat ass. Simon is a download boy with his stupid horney childess ass. Paul is a reject of Anna Nicole only to one day be in the news just has she is of a questionable death drug related no doubt. The creator are a bunch of rating money hungry heartless idiots....
- I think it would be a good idea to make a reference to Sanjaya as Hindu god. Perhaps the god of sucking? (As a joke, not an insult.) Kip the Dip 19:49, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
- I think he is gay though...*in response to Simon after he insukted that ugly mowhawk: "You're just mad cuz' you couldn't pull the look off!" He's into his hair...He has to be gay... 00:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- Hmm... I dunn about being gay, though he probably suffers from retardation. I put him in as god of malarking, since I think his last name is Malakar or something... Adamsmo
- Lmao sanjaya is fucking hilarious i hope he wins id love to see what would happen.
--Kip the Dip 19:56, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Not delete sections, dumbarse.
Will we rewrite this after Paula left and Ellen DeGeneres joins in?
edit Who should be done?
I think Jordin Sparks needs a page, as does probably Blake Lewis.... I did Melinda Doolittle's, but it sucks, so if anyone wants to... Adamsmo
- I agree there should be more Idol related articles. Here are my ideas:
- Phil Stacey
- Phil is an undead vampire. Of course, this is a fairly obvious observation, so the article would have to be really good.
- Kelly Pickler
- She's a major hick. Come on?
- Clay Aiken
- The gay thing's been done, and it didn't work out. How about Clay be one of Santa's jolly elves? He can be like a character from Rudolph. (Clay-mation)
- Elliot Yamin
- Kelly Clarkson
- Don't care. Just as long as it makes fun of her.
--Kip the Dip 04:54, 21 July 2007 (UTC)