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for some reason "alcohol works it's ying on the yang's of humanity..." sounds like someone is getting an orgasm out of the deal. at least i hope. Metaphysical 01:45, 8 Mar 2005 (EST)
for some reason the newer "alcohol yorks its wing on the wangs of humanity..." sounds like someone is vomitting a plate of chicken wings onto someone's johnson. again, at least i hope. Metaphysical 10:47, 9 Mar 2005 (EST)
The topic of alcohol is too important to let careless spelling and grammatical errors be included. I've corrected a few. Keep it tight.
- ...sorry, i was drunk. :)P Metaphysical 18:32, 9 Mar 2005 (EST)
I've removed "possibly" from the sentence about Bacchus having created humans to find the ultimate drink, as it's obviously a Truth. --Boojum 08:33, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
I saw Elvis on this page. I swear to God. It was him.No0bc4k35 21:50, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
I SAW BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!!! ON THIS PAGE!!!!1 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Alcohol
AND I SAW THE LOCH NESS MONSTER! GOOD LORD!
I SAW ELVIS!!!!!!
Yeah I saw Elvis too... seems kind of appropriate that he was on the alchohol page
I ALSO SAW BIGFOOT ON THIS PAGE!
Whoa... saw a UFO...
Yeah, I saw the UFO too... Why are we seeing these things?!?
I know this is Uncyclopedia, but I just had to fix the formula for alcohol. Sorry.--Flying Pig 19:00, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
LIES I SEE BIGFOOT
edit factual error
In the kerrigoes section, i changed the word from French to Surrender Monkeys. The page still links th eFrench but lets face it...?188.8.131.52 11:49, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Wow, I can't believe how original this site is. Alcohol does increase my ability to drive? and make women more attractive? Colour me shocked. 184.108.40.206 03:08, October 10, 2009 (UTC)