Talk:Albert Einstein

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edit picture

the einstein picture is not secksi! 21:13, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit ICU disputed

The article is over two years old, far too old to ICU, and it has substantial content. I request that an administrator remove the ICU tag or at least authorize me to do so. Pentium5dot1 01:46, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Kill this article

Please, it's not funny. It's not even clever... Kids writing jesus and boobies, is just lame. --Mad Maddox Madigan 18:59, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Quotes

Man, the quote on Isaac Newton in the beggining just makes me ROTFLMAO!!! Genius! -- unsigned 15:26, July 13, 2007 by

Had to dig it out of the history. Here it is:
“Yo Momma, PWND!”
And here's one I just made up. If anyone thinks its fit to be used in the article, go right ahead and put it in.
“Two things are infinite - the Universe and the human urge to invent fake Einstein quotes.”
~ Albert Einstein on Albert Einstein quotes
Also: The comments above are many many years old. Doesn't this Wiki have some kind of cleanup or archiving mechanism?? In Wikipedia I tend to use the {{done}} template more and more. -- BjKa, -- 09:34, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
We are bit more haphazard here as regards archiving page comments on article talk pages. Unless they become really long (and long winded), they tend to stay on the page. Last comments made should have been added at the foot of the discussion page. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:19, July 29, 2014 (UTC)

edit God

Einstein doesn't count as a "People too smart to beleive in God". He wasn't an atheist. He just beleived in a different God than most people. Plus, he's Jewish anyway. - Aaaaand... that would make him agnostic, which is basically the same as atheism unless you wanna split them between two wings. Unless of course, he's jewish, in which case it's obvious that he believes in a god that a lot of people actually believe in. -- unsigned 18:30, December 4, 2007 by Psychotime

Does too, count as too smart to believe in God. (I before E except after C.) He surely didn't believe in any god of the kind all the mainstream religions preach. He obviously couldn't shake off the genetically programmed disposition for a general spirituality and belief in The Greater Plan of It All (TM), so he may not count as a true atheist, but his intellect forced him pretty near.
- Aaaaand... agnosticism is not the same as atheism. Agnosticism is an intellectual cop-out for wusses who can't bear the fact that every god there ever was has been an invention of men. -- BjKa, 09:34, July 29, 2014 (UTC)

edit Commons?

Can you directly use Commons images? Intended use: this [1] + a caption: Einstein challenging the President with an atomic "pull my finger". --Mouhonen (March 2008)

Please use it. Too funny :D -- 14:15, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Well

I just hacked out a load of stuff. Add back anything which you think I should not have removed... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:57, Feb 7

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