edit Polish Airlines..
Well, I'm Polish, and though I can take a "Dumb Polack" joke any day, it would help if the plane you used for that picture was actually a Polish Airlines plane, not... whatever the hell that one is. You can't really insult us correctly if you don't have the right airline company... Yeah, it's a small, stupid complaint, but still...
edit new quote
'birds go flying at the speed of sound, to show you how it all began' dunno if this is funny or not, or if it would be funnier in speed of light
edit To All These "Snakes on a Plane" Freaks
Don't you think you've jacked off on enough Uncyclopedia pages by now? It's made quite a few pages look pretty stupid.
I can't believe that Uncyclopedia doesn't have an article on 'hemorrhoids'! Is somebody sitting on one? --UnLaw 02:41, April 21, 2010 (UTC)