Talk:Agile software development

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Song Proposal - additional 2 rules

  • No meetings sitting down, all must be "standup" meetings
  • All meetings must begin by singing the imaginary "Lords Prayer" of Agile, as below:
Imagine (with apologies to John Lennon)

Imagine there's no requirements. It's easy if you try
Just a bunch of coders, reachin' for the sky
Imagine all the people, coding for today
Imagine there's no schedules. It isn't hard to do
No silly project deadlines, no one supervising you
Imagine all the people, coding hand in hand

You may say I'm an extremer but I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us and make coding lots more fun.

Imagine oral documentation. I wonder if you can
No need for UML diagrams. Just words passed, man to man
Imagine just refactoring, playing in the sand
You may say I'm an extremer, but I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us and make coding lots more fun.

AlisDarling (talk) 14:01, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

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