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the previous revision I made was to merge the two introductory paragraphs to give the article back it's desired effect. The original premise of this article is that Phoenix wright is a prosecutor, Anyone who played the game should fully appreciate this joke because you do more prosecuting than defending. You cannot win a case until you have prosecuted someone who is not your client. Any efforts to merely prove that your client is not guilty (successful or not) are regarded by the game as merely stalling, and a way to give you more time in accomplishing your goal of proving that someone else did it.
The topmost paragraph, although quite informative and accurate, completely undermined the premise that Phoenix Wright is actually a prosecutor. It is also not satirical in the least. There's a place for articles that are informative and accurate, yet not funny, and that is Wikipedia. Not that informative and accurate articles are bad here so-long as they're also satirical.