Talk:Above Top Secret

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A mysterious post in order to change the red link to blue. Blue, I tell you! Aleister 13:06 4-4-'12

It's hard to tell if this is satire or legitimate praise for the site. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 00:40, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
Both. I wanted to make it funny to readers there, satirizing their culture on the site. The main purpose of the mainspaced page was to share some interesting threads, to feed the curiosity gene of our very curious members. Aleister 10:34 5-4-'12
    • He is a praise seeking member writing a commercial for ATS so the mods will pet him. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread826849/pg1 Red Skare (talk) 00:15, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
      • Whoh, is that my dick you just sucked? I can hardly feel it. I wrote the page to pass along some good data, and built a non-ED article to carry it along. This is my first page here, and I'm surprised I haven't been banned yet, but how would you know I only seek praise from admins at ATS? Are you a mind reader too? Aleister 00:23 6-4-'12
    • Oh please you ran to tell the mods before you even corrected the spelling on thisRed Skare (talk) 00:30, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
      • I told no mods (models?) nothing. Look, I kept lots of your stuff and edited it, some of it was good. Why not just stop being a dick and join this site? Aleister minutes later
        • Oh, you mean the welcome template. I didn't get one of those, but I think its almost automatic. Aleister
      • ATS is a retarded, i have yet to see a more heavily moderated site on the internet. I can say more in an airport in front of TSA than i can at ATS. The place is a watered down MTV version of a conspiracy site, you want an actual conspiracy site? Try Amkon.net or Acid-pulse. Red Skare (talk) 00:39, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
        • Thanks, never heard of those. I know there is one site where you get banned for mentioning the Tavistock group, that's not one of those is it? Aleister minutes later
        • I used to be a model. A Model of a Modern Major General. Then I went on general strike. Why not edit something else other than this article dude? Give it a go. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:45, Apr 6
          • No, I've only done this one article here and will not do any others. And what is this MrN, is it like a mystery novel or something. Aleister (UTC)
            • "Aleister in Chains"? Oh pur-lease! This is obviously a single use account. Even the initials are AIC - the same acronym as the Australian Institute of Criminology. And the obvious link to Aleister Crowley, and the bondage reference, obviously relate to some satanic underground movement.                               Puppy's talk page01:00 06 Apr
            • It's a secret. Just like the fact that Timmothy Good wrote a book called Above Top Secret. He was a Good guy. Aleister is the founder of the Order of the golden dawn. In the morning it was. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:04, Apr 6
              • "Good"? "Morning"? There's a hidden message there but whatever it is is beyond me.                               Puppy's talk page01:06 06 Apr
                • laol (laughing almost out loud) at the Puppy post. Red Skare doesn't seem to play very well. It would be nice if he did. Moving the underground? That sounds like all those threads at ATS about the booming sounds erupting all over Wisconsin and other states in the U.S. Aleister 1:08 6-4-'12
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