Tales of an Emo

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...but, no, I think crosswise is the way for me. Today, at least. My mother (that bitch!) will find me here, sprawled across the cold, cold, oh-so-''cold'', cold-like-the-coldness-in-my-heart bathroom tiles. These tiles are a checkerboard of porcelain ivory and jet, like the alternating states of my mind. Ivory, for those days when life seems like a dull beigeness of tolerability, and jet, for those days when I descend into the pitiless depths of the Abyss. Yes, my mother shall find my semi-lifeless, semi-nude body sprawled across these cold, square semblances of my moods, like that painting of the French Revolutionary by that Greek guy...what was his name? Never mind. Yes, she shall see herself reflected in the pool of my lifeblood, and ''yes'', ''yes'', sweet horror, she will look into her reflection in my blood...and see ''the monster within herself''.
 
...but, no, I think crosswise is the way for me. Today, at least. My mother (that bitch!) will find me here, sprawled across the cold, cold, oh-so-''cold'', cold-like-the-coldness-in-my-heart bathroom tiles. These tiles are a checkerboard of porcelain ivory and jet, like the alternating states of my mind. Ivory, for those days when life seems like a dull beigeness of tolerability, and jet, for those days when I descend into the pitiless depths of the Abyss. Yes, my mother shall find my semi-lifeless, semi-nude body sprawled across these cold, square semblances of my moods, like that painting of the French Revolutionary by that Greek guy...what was his name? Never mind. Yes, she shall see herself reflected in the pool of my lifeblood, and ''yes'', ''yes'', sweet horror, she will look into her reflection in my blood...and see ''the monster within herself''.
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{{/l|wikipedia:As I Lay Dying (band)|As I lay dying}}, I realize my death pose would make a ''totally'' sweet cover for the ''{{/l|Twilight|Breaking Dawn}}'' sequel.</div>
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{{/l|wikipedia:As I Lay Dying (band)|As I lay dying}}, it occurs to me that my death pose would make a ''tremendous'' cover for the ''{{/l|Twilight (book)|Breaking Dawn}}'' sequel. If only I'd thought to scatter some rose petals...
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