Taking out the trash
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"In Soviet Russia Trash takes out YOU!!!!"
~ Russian Reversal on Taking out the trash
What is taking out the trash?
It's geting rid of crap so it won't give you trouble. Allso geting rid of an anoying person can allso being considerated taking out the trash. It was invented by a caveman Tito Balboa in the year 9900000000000-BC to get rid of his other invention Trash. Taking out the trash is one of the most anciant things in the universe being created trilions and trilons of years ago. Today taking out the trash might disappear because of the rising popularity of taking out the recycle bin invented by Toda Balboa(totaly unrelated to Tito).
What Happens when you DON't take out the trash
Not taking out the trash may cause
- Anormal apearance of roach.
- Loss of girlfriend.
- Being called stinky winky.
- Unable to invite friends over.
- Unususal atraction from seaguls.
- Atract the 2 girls from How clean is your house.
Also note that not taking out the trash for 3 years may poison your air and this could Kill you. So unless ur an asshole everuone hates you should atleast take out the trash once every 2 years. In casse you froget to take it for too long the How clean is your house's english grandmas might force themselves inside your house and start cleaning everything.
Taking out the trash in History
- 9900000000000-BC Tito Balboa takes out the trash.
- 9899999999999-BC Tito Balboa takes out the trash for the first time.
- 400-BC socrates declares that evryone must take out the trash on Monday.
- 1504-AD Nostradamous makes his first prediction at the age of one years old. He declares that in 2098 taking out the trash will be replaced by taking out the recycling bin.
- Between 1775 and 1783 AD the americans Took out the english trash out of their colonies and becomme a country.
- 2007 AD George W. Bush signs the 11th amendment of the constitution that grants everyone a free trashcan.
- 2090 AD President Gouba H. Juba III Breaks the 11th amendment of the constitution.
- 2098 AD Taking out the trash is replaced by taking ou the recycling bin.
- 2102 AD the Taking out the trash museum is opened
- Afther 2102 AD no other news or events concerning Taking out the trash will ever be created.
Taking out the trash in Popular culture
- Many TV shows show at somme point one or more characters taking out the trash.
- Trash can the movie is a documentary on the evolution of trash taking out.
- Britney spears was rumoured to take out the trash.
- the Trashing was a short run TV series about friends taking out the trash. It lasted 1 season of 2 episodes befor being canceled.
- There is a possible chance you take out the trash every week!
Things that are not conciderated Taking out the trash
- Kicking a cat is not Taking out the trash.
- Owning 3 PS3 is not Taking out the trash it's taking it in.
- Killing someone is not taking out the trash unless you put him(her) in a trash can
- Flushing the toilet is not Taking out the trash it's Flushing down the crap.
- Puting a trash can in a trashcan is not considerated Taking out the trash.
Tools for taking out the trash
- other inferior races
- youtube trolls
- large tallywackers
- that nerdy kid that lives across the street
- (needs more please add stuff!)
Taking out the trash's children wish fundationThe Taking out the trash's children wish fundation or TOTTCWF is an organisation who wants to give sick and disable kids a chance to take out the trash before they bite the dust. In 2005 the TOTTCWF has ben sued by Jack Thompson becaus he claims
“It's just a scam so they don't have to take out the trash out themselves!”. This as been a controversial trial since for once in his life thompson made a slight bit of sence. As of september 16 2006 the TOTTCWF is closed and has no plans of re-opening becaus no one gives a shit about them.