Tab

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“Wow! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a Tab.”

~ Homer on Tab.

“Whoa, this is hard, where's my Tab?”

~ Homer on Tab, later on.

The guys who created the keyboard got a tab one night, and just named the key after the check.

Tabbed browsing is one of the innovative features of the Microsoft Internet Exploiter browser.
In Soviet Russia, web browsers keep tabs on you! This is why most Russians use Internet Explorer.
Smoking tabs (and drinking beer) is sexy to crack whores.

TAB is also an early diet cola, and is considered the predecessor of Diet Coke. This is entirely wrong. Tab tastes nothing like Diet Coke. Of course, Diet Coke doesn't really taste like actual Coke, so let's just have another round and forget the whole thing.

Oh, and speaking of tabs, you still owe the bartender for the drinks...

Pressing the Tab button on a keyboard sends the nearest five letters of the document directly to Norway to be cryogenically frozen for later use.

Letters of the Alphabet:

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