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لجمهورية العربية السورية
Syrian Anal Republic
Motto: Support the Alawis, for tomorrow you'll get a visit from the Muhabarat
Anthem: Guardians of the homeland
Capital Damascus, Beirut when it's too hot
Official language(s) Arabic
 of Independence
From France: 1946
From Soviet Union: 1991
From Assad family? Never!
Currency Syrian pound
Religion Islam
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