SYNTAX ERROR

PLEASE RESTART YOUR COMPUTER AND TRY AGAIN.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ reset

Error: 'reset' command unknown

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ shut down

Error: What's a shut down?

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ Hey kids!

Error: Shut up asshole.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exit

Hard disk ejected.

PRIMARY DISK READ ERROR.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ open antivirus

Opening Edgarware... Please be patient.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ NOW

Welcome to Edgarware. Scanning Hard Drive for viruses...

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR: AMOUNT OF VIRUSES EXCEEDING HARD DRIVE SPACE. 538,922,906 VIRUSES FOUND. A NEW RECORD!

Computer over. Virus = Very Yes.

Also, Edgarware has been deleted. Failed to drop train on em.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ delete viruses

All viruses deleted forever.

Just kidding.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ FUUUUUUUU

Error: CCCCKKKKKKK

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ solve problem

Attempting to solve problem...

Uncyclux is now e-mailing pornography to everyone you know.

Have a nice day.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ Undo

No can do commander.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cancel delete cut dear sweet jesus someone help me

All files on Hard drive have been permenantly deleted.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ コンピュウタはありません。

Moichido eigo de itte kudasai, User-san.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ ばしょは日本語で何ですか？

SPEAK ENGLISH DAMMIT

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ replace "C:\Uncyclopedia\Main Page" with http://sackroll.com

YOU GOT SACK ROLLED

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ challenge viruses

Are you asking for a CHALLEEEEEENGE?!

Virus' Reply: [ Content Deleted ] you.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ define "[ Content Deleted ]"

Is a censor on Roblox. Should not be used on Uncyclopedia.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help!!

Error: 'help!!' can not be found

Update: Critical amount of space left on hard drive

Would you like to delete files? [Y]/[N]?

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ Y

Error: (0) files found.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ reinstall Edgarware

Somehow installing without using internet...please wait...this may take a few minutes

Update: Edgarware succesfully installed

Error: 'Edgarware' has been deleted...noob

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ goto article "C:\Uncyclopedia\Category:AGH MY EYES\Bat Fuck Insane"

Sorry, but article Bat Fuck Insane is not a member of Category:AGH MY EYES.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ goto article "C:\Uncyclopedia\Category:AGH MY EYES\3-D article"

The display setttings of this article prevent the usage of article 3-D article.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ goto article "C:\Uncyclopedia\Category:Rewrite\ Template:Rewrite#Character=ermey"

Error: Template:Rewrite is not in the article namespace.

Now you're just being a baka ... BUSTED!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ reboot

bash: reboot: command not found

Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ ent_create_portal_weight_box; fire command !skin type=1

The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.

SYSTEM ERROR: WEIGHTED_COMPANION_CUBE.APERTURE HAS BEEN INCINERATED.

You euthanized your Weighted Uncyclopedia Cube faster than any Wikipedian on record. Well done.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ ForceExecuteProgram "ReturnToThePast.lko"

ReturnToThePast.lko not found. Please search on the Supercalculator's network drives.

Also, ForceExecuteProgram is invalid.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ solve problem

FAIL.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo=laptop:~$ reformat_article /language="C:\OS\LangFiles\ Non-English\Fonts\japanese\pmdialog2.fnt

Sorry, but font pmdialog2.fnt does not exist.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ edit article "C:\Uncyclopedia\Category:Biggest Fuck-Ups of All Time\SYNTAX ERROR"

OMGWTFBBQ self-reference!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help

This error message makes perfect sense. Something must be wrong.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ Excecute HELP!!!!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!.exe does not exist.

WikiTeX: latex reported a failure, namely: This is pdfeTeX, Version 3.141592-1.21a-2.2 (Web2C 7.5.4) entering extended mode (./30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028 LaTeX2e <2003/12/01> Babel and hyphenation patterns for american, french, german, ngerman, bahasa, basque, bulgarian, catalan, croatian, czech, danish, dutch, esperanto, estonian, finnish, greek, icelandic, irish, italian, japanese, latin, magyar, norsk, polish, portuges, romanian, russian, serbian, slovak, slovene, spanish, swedish, turkish, ukrainian, nohyphenation, bat fuck insane loaded. (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/base/article.cls Document Class: article 2004/02/16 v1.4f Standard LaTeX document class (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/base/size10.clo)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/amssymb.sty (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/amsfonts.sty)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsmath.sty For additional information on amsmath, use the `?' option. (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amstext.sty (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsgen.sty)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsbsy.sty) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amsopn.sty)) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsmath/amscd.sty) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/concmath.sty) (./30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.aux) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/ot1ccr.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/omlccm.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/omsccsy.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/concmath/omxccex.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/umsa.fd) (/usr/share/texmf/tex/latex/amsfonts/umsb.fd) ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!!ERROR!!!/TEMPATURE/IS/OVER/9000!!!!!!! Package amsmath Warning: Foreign command \over; (amsmath) \frac or \genfrac should be used instead (amsmath) on input line 5. ! Missing } inserted. } l.5 ...{9 + 6h + h^2 - 9\over{h} = \end{equation*} [1] (./30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.aux) ) (see the transcript file for additional information) Output written on 30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.dvi (1 page, 536 bytes). Transcript written on 30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028.log. <InSovietComputerSyntaxburnsyou> (Seecode4815162342forhelp)

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ end page

And the Compy... just peed your carpet. Have a nice day.