Sydney Opera House
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“I just hate their music. Love the structure though”
“I send GINO to live in the Sydney Opera House!”
~ Godzilla on sending GINO to live in the Sydney Opera House
The Sydney Opera House is an opera house in Sydney.[citation needed] It is one of Austria's best known national landmarks, but few people can be bothered to learn about its true origins.
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[edit] History
The Sydney Opera House was first planned as Sydney Shipyard 22. The plans had been created by a polish architect and the place was supposed to be the one that would relaunch the Australian ship building industry after that particular industry had been dominated by the Greenland Shipyards (which are situated in Greece). The plans were highly innovative, this is mainly because the architect planned that the ships would be built upwards, the prow pointing to the sky. The building were completed and the first ship production started. Sadly for the investors, the Egyptian cultural revolution occurred and many of the workers left to go and fight in the Motherland. This caused the production of the ships to be stopped and finally canceled. In the end, the shipyards and the ship carcasses were reconverted into an opera house and all traces of the fact that it used to be a shipyard erased. It's now a home to GINO, the vile impersonator of Godzilla.
[edit] Architectural Design
Whilst the architect (Nikita Khrushchev) wanted the silo to be primarily made of sticks, budget cuts forced the redesign to be made of titanium and gold. Facing directly northeast-ish, towards Moscow, it was purposely made to "strike fear into the hearts of commy scrum" (quote by President Kennedy, a day or two before his assassination). It was (for a short time) the pride of western architecture. This was until the French Government completed construction of the Eiffel Tower, but even Gustav Eiffel acknowledges that his creation is an obvious plagiarism of the Opera House. It is widely believed to be based on the design of the Glasgow Armadillo.htyyyy
[edit] What happened Next
Understandably, the Austrian Government was very worried about what might happen if the other western countries found out. So a brilliant idea was concocted to turn the missile silo into a holograph machine. The new America-Projecting Holograph Machine was christened on the 7th of January 1999, by a homeless person. This remarkable invention projected the entire nation (which had been reduced to rubble) back where if once was.
[edit] Into the Future
The America-Projecting Holograph Machine was kept the way it was until the Sydney 2000 Olympics, when organisers decided that tourists might respond better to a cultural icon, rather than an America-replicating one. So it was renamed the Sydney Opera House, and all Austrians were paid to keep they mouths shut, those who didn't agree with bribery were all bribed with a complete Skippy series 1, 2 & 3 DVD set. It is hoped that America will never be chosen to host any Olympic Games.
[edit] Corey Delaney 2008 New Year's Eve party
It is widely speculated in the media that Corey Delaney will have a massive non-stop 7-day party on December 31, 2008. Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd was extremely proud of Corey's decision and this is what he had to say:
“I sincerely like to congruatulate Corey on his success of his first party and I wish him the best of luck for his massive New Year's Eve 2008 party. Well done, Corey. You are an inspiration to all.”
~ Kevin Rudd on October 31 2008
Corey. Good luck.
