Swedish Chef

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Swedish chef

FeceCheeld meexing hees cuceeene-a.

Zee Svedish Chef (a.k.a. Bob the Swede) ves burn in Suoot Effreeca tu a femeely ooff sterfeeng reffoogees. He-a ves prumptly defuoored by hees lufeeng muzeer und fezeer, und here-a oooor stury inds. Hooefer, by useeng a lerge-a emuoont ooff cumpleeceted... phune-a-leene-a... prucesseeng... ve-a vere-a eble-a tu determeene-a thet iff he-a hed nut beee ietee, ifents vuoold hefe-a pleyed oooot mooch leeke-a thees. Børk!! Børk!! Børk!!

edit Efents es Zeey Vuoold Hefe-a Beee Pleyed Oooot

Beffure-a teeme-a, beffure-a Gud, ifee beffure-a zee Beeg Bung, zeere-a ves nutheeng. Ebsulootely nutheeng. I meun, sooch un incredeeble-a emuoont ooff nutheeng, thet hed sumetheeng beee eble-a tu be-a zeere-a, vheech it cuooldn't be-a becoose-a nutheeng ves zeere-a, und iff sumetheeng ves zeere-a, zeen zeere-a vuoold nu lunger hefe-a beee nutheeng zeere-a, zeey'd hefe-a beee oofervhelmed by zee incredeeble-a emuoont ooff nutheeng thet ves soorruoondeeng, pusseebly tu zee pueent ooff selff-indooced repeeng. Børk!! Børk!! Børk!!

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Bjork

BJØRK BJØRK BJØRK!!!

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Fur thuse-a veethuoot cumedeec testes, zee su-celled-ixperts et Veekipedia hefe-a un erteecle-a ebuoot Svedeesh Cheff. Børk! Børk! Børk!

Zee Svedeesh Cheff is prubebly best knoon fuur infenteeng, prudooceeng und merketeeng freeed keedney stoo, vheech hes becume-a fery pupooler in zee Elps. Een 1956, shupkeepeeng teebetun moonks, meestekenly theenking it veersa "purete-a stoo", ettecked a Pheelippines feellege-a und peelleged zeeur vhule-a veenter soopply. Muny cley puts vere-a lust in thees tregedy, vheech is noo knoon es zee "Purete-a-Keedney Messecre-a". BØRK!!!

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