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Get that man some more water, because that shirt is hot! Buttons guaranteed not to drop off during first six months.
|Grey Fleece, Jeans|
Be bad. Bad to the bone. And look good whilst doing so in this manly fleece and stone-washed jeans combo. Crutches not included.
Relax, take your shoes off, play a board game in the street. You have the kind of freedom that you can only get from Sweatshop's expertly tailored grey trousers. 100% cotton.
|Brown beanie hat|
If your head is feeling cold and you want to keep it warm whilst staying "cool", then this hat is the way to go. Yeah!