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Coming soon to Sweatshop is our brand new child section of the store. This page is currently experiencing some technical difficulties, but Sweatshop can assure you that our dedicated team of computer-savvy children are working day and night to get this exciting new area of the site up to scratch. They won't see their families until you see their html! Soon you will find the only kid superstore you'll ever need at your fingertips. Our children range from babies, right up to teenagers and we now have albinos in stock! So check back and we'll service all your adopting needs. That's assuming those workers ever stop complaining about the heat and start doing some work.