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“My Nazi-copter goes SWASTIKA-SWASTIKA-SWASTIKA!!!!!”
“Posers. We were using 卐 way before it was cool.”
Indiana Jones is quoted as saying that he really doesn't like Buddhists. The 卐 (plural 卐s) is the symbol of Adolf "the 卐" Hitler, former CEO of Sony Corporation. The application of a swastika to any situation makes the situation more powerful and great. This article analyzes the meaning of the swastika by examining its effect in various situations.
The swastika is a symbol of love and wonder for the whole world. Children are taught from a young age about it, and they revel in its glory. Popularized by Adolf Hitler who did some shit in the 1940's or something
Germans and other Nazis refer to the swastika as a Hakenkreuz (hooker cross), because of its association with hookers, prostitutes and whores. The word swastika is banned in Germany because of its non-Germanic origins.
The swastika is a feisty creature, often found with its friend the sauwastika. It is ' 'not' ' to be confused with that tasty Chinese treat the "pot-sticker".
edit National symbols
In 1932, the Eisenhower regime briefly changed the United Statesian flag, replacing the 48 stars with five swastikas, as shown. However, when Eisenhower learned of the similar Iron Cross in the flag of Nazi Germany, he had it immediately changed back because he didn't want the Nazis to call him unoriginal.
Eisenhower regrets to inform you that he's unable to keep his flag design. Might I add, I have always admired the US flag for its originality and symbolism of the bold and courageous supremacy of the United Statesian spirit. I look forward to further joint press conferences with people of this caliber. Take it away, Eisy.
Eisenhower reportedly continued:
I was keen to have the swastika on the United Statesian flag, because I feel that Germany will be a strong ally of us in the years to come. That said, if the US is one thing, it's original. I hold originality to be the core value of the Eisenhower regime. Therefore, by next month we will have changed to a new flag, the likes of which the world has never seen before. It's currently on the drawing board, so to speak, but I can tell you that 53 stars will be involved. Yes, we're getting a new state. I'm calling it "New Mexico" -- do you get it? It's an original twist on the name "Mexico", you see? I'm proud ...
At this point, people reportedly stopped listening to Eisenhower.
The United States of Germania has taken swastikas to the next level. With a nucleic acid consisting of large molecules shaped like a double helix is associated with the transmission of genetic information their flag shall form a heterocyclic organic compound with a penetrating odor into a various water-soluble compounds capable of turning litmus blue and reacting with an acid to form a salt and water with a mixture of soluble salts found in arid soils and some bodies of water; detrimental to agricultural belongings to the worldwide group claiming descent from Jacob and connected by cultural or religious ties like so many political theories favoring collectivism in a classless society and an economic system based on private ownership of capital with the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman causing the man's penis to become inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur while a message that seems to convey no meaning conveys absolutely no meaning.
The flag of Stamfordshire caused some controversy in 2003, when it was discovered that the design (a green pine tree on a green-white-green tricolour) was actually first recorded as the flag of Norfolk, in East Angular. Norfolk and Stamford have a strong local rivalry, and a third civil war nearly broke out.
In 2004, the government forced Stamfordshire to change its flag. The new flag, chosen after a design competition, is shown to the right and has so far proven uncontroversial.
edit World War III
The Axis led by Neo-Nazis,.... and you know the whole story.
Paris wears a swastika
edit Ronald McHitler
Ronald McHitler, the Austrian version of Ronald McDonald, is very similar in appearance to the original. He is however wearing a swastika band around his arm, and an eagle on his chest to match it. He is also a fucking fatass.
edit Showroom Dummies
1950s American socialites were often shocked by the use of the more anatomically correct dress dummy that was becoming the fashion in the more modern department stores of Manhattan.
However, Mamie Eisenhower, wife of the then infamous President Of The United States, came up with a solution that also dealt with the pressing problem of the Nazi Symbol Mountain—a problem that was threatening to level Utah even more than it already is.
She simply placed said Nazi Symbols over the crotch area of the offending dummies. This played no small part in America's mid-20th-century economic boom, as rich ladies were no longer afraid to shop and get an eyeful of plastic cock.
edit Swastika soap
India, having never been allowed to attend the conventions that declared peace after World War 2, still kept fighting for Nazi Germany. In order to make the British occupational government notice them, they invented Swastika soap. No, seriously.
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This image shows (or resembles) a symbol that was used by the National Socialist (NSDAP/Nazi) government of Germany or an organization closely associated to it, or another party which has been banned by the Federal Constitutional Court of Germany.
The use of insignia of organizations that have been banned in Germany (like the Nazi swastika or the arrow cross) may also be illegal in Germany, Austria, Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic, France, Brazil, Israel, Canada and other countries, depending on context. In Germany, the applicable law is paragraph 86a of the criminal code (StGB), in Poland – Art. 256 of the criminal code (Dz.U. 1997 nr 88 poz. 553).
Therefore, if you are in Germany, Austria, Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic, France, Brazil, Israel, or Canada, fuck off, you're not allowed to read this or the government will get you.
Seriously. GTFO. This article might just call you a god-damn ni-*gets arrested*