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“Your twelve year old sister shops here!”
“ When I go to Australia, all I really want to see is what's hot at Supré, but when I get there I realise I already own cheap and slutty clothes like the ones they've got in stock! lol, I mean, come on! That's Hot!”
Supré - Turning young girls into Dumb Sluts for as Long as Anyone can Remember
First inspired by early blueprints for Paris Hilton's life in 5107 B.C, Supré has long prided itself on providing teen girls Slutty and Cheap clothes, just like the ones the coincidentally Slutty and Cheap Hilton seems to always be wearing. Inside the stores, painful remixes of songs from painful, yet somehow popular artists such as Justin Timberlake and The Pussycat Dolls can be heard blaring from the speakers, in an Innocent attempt to lure young girls into the stores, in which they can check out the tasteful items all young girls should be wearing, such as G-strings and Fluffy Handcuffs. Supré has made plans on going International, so be warned Overseas, A whole new breed of Tart is coming to a airheaded teen near you!
- Supré don't actually sell clothes, as the "clothes" sold in Supré stores are merely just rags that have been dyed in different colours to look Versatile. Supré denies this though, commenting that "Dyed rags are all the rage this season for sexy teen girls!"
- Subliminal messages are played in Supré song remixes for "added Substance to being slutty "
- The accent on the "e" in Supré is a way that Supré leads girls to believe that Supré helps them to learn "cool new letter thingies".
- If you are forced to enter a Supré store, it is best to protect your precious brainwaves by wearing aluminium foil around your head. This way, Supré won't be able to access your thoughts, and implement their brainwashing techniques on your wonderful, healthy brain.oh and another fun fact, im actaully just not anorexic enough to ever fit into supres biggest size (XXXXXS) and have the personality of a 5 year old prostitute, im just depressed because im so pathetic coz i got a job there and will never live up to the pregnant slutty girls who work at supre, some days i just consider jumping off a huge cliff, other days i just wanna get pregnant through the ass.
- For girls who want "it" now!
- For girls who want to look like Cheap Whores now!
- For Boys who are listening to Cher right now!
- Providing Boys with any girl they desire since we discovered brainwashing!
- Providing every boy on the planet with a Quick Fuck.
- Angering Feminists since 1972!
- Because we don't like progress!
- For girls with Substance and Morals!
- Stripping girls of their innocence since 1921!
- For Girls who want to stop thinking for themselves right now!
- Feeding jailbait since 1881!
- Wear our clothes = get as much dick as you can ever fit in your loose slutty vagina.