Supersarcasm
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“No, seriously, Thank You for blowing up my bathroom.”
Supersarcasm is a dangerous form of advanced wit, used for humour only by trained specialists. It is a highly developed form of sarcasm, invented in 1968 after events of the Cold War prompted investment into humour-based espionage by both sides. Humor specialists consider supersarcasm to be superior to extreme sarcasm, much in the way that an Uzi is superior to a water pistol. Also, analogies suck.
A sarcastic person generally means the opposite of what they say; for example they may say "Great idea!" to a person they are speaking to, implying via their tone or mannerisms that they are, in fact, disagreeing. A Supersarcastic person instead states the exact opposite of the sarcastic version of the remark which they were going to make. It may appear to a layman that they are making an honest statement. Once the Supersarcasm specialist has replied to enough statements supersarcastically to generate sufficient quantum flux, he/she will yell "ZING!": this releases compressed sarcastic energy as an electrical charge, which will generally instantly kill or severely brain-damage the victim.
Normal sarcasm in the hands of a pathological liar has been known to produce the same effects as supersarcasm minus, of course, the "ZING". In this case, the best course of action is to guard against "ZING" by blocking one's ears, a wet willy giving the best seal, and maintaining the block until the effects abate, which should not take more than three hours. Humming loudly during this period adds an extra layer of protection.
Sarcasm has been known to change into Supersarcasm in phone booths.
