Super Smash Sises. Brawl

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Super Smash Sissies. Brawl
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Publisher(s) Nintendo
Series Super Smash Bros.
Platform(s) Wii
Genre(s) Fighting

Super Smash Sissies. Brawl(大乱闘スマッシュシスターズX) is a crossover fighting bishōjo game published by Nintendo for the Wii console. All of the characters who appear in the game are females (except one). This game includes elements of not only the "action game", but of the bishōjo game.

edit Development

The game is a spin-off of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, a crossover fighting game published by Nintendo January 31, 2008 in Japan. SSBB had thirty-five playable characters in total, but female characters were only three of them. Many loli users were unsatisfied and complained about it to Nintendo, (because loli is admitted publicly in Japan.) As a result, Nintendo rushed to develop Super Smash Sises. Brawl, which is a Super Smash Bros. spin-off specialized for Nintendo heroines.

Super Smash Sises. Brawl is rated C (which is recommended for persons age 15 and up) by CERO.

edit Playable Characters

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You can choose from twenty-one heroines at the beginning...

This game includes many playable female characters in games previously released by Nintendo You can use only twenty-one of them at the beginning, however, hidden characters will become playable as your achievement level rises. If the roster gets way too big, there are special arrows so you can continue through the roster, so dont think it's a huge roster that makes your hands ache when you chose your sissy

edit Hidden Characters

  • Palutena the Goddess
  • Ribbon (kirby's fairy-girlfriend)
  • Galactaknight (metaknight's sister)
  • Pauline
  • Prinsses Daisy
  • Birdo
  • Amy Rose
  • The female Fighting Wire Frame
  • Gruntilda Winkybunion
  • Agent S (from Animal Crossing: Wild World)
  • Eloise (also from Animal Crossing: Wild World)
  • Peanut (another female villager from Animal Crossing: Wild World)
  • Wendy O. Koopa
  • The girl in lower-right of the lower screen of Oil Panic
  • Aretha (from Tomato Adventure)
  • Miho Nakayama
  • Lara Croft
  • Leaf (from Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green P.S. her name is Green, but who cares!)
  • Dixie Kong
  • Squirtle (female one)
  • Jigglypuff
  • Buneary
  • Gardevoir
  • Lopunny
  • Your Mom
  • Gothitelle
  • Malon

And similar to Smash Brawl, there is 3rd party support for extra characters:

  • Xena the Warrior Princess
  • Eva Braun
  • Wendy Testaburger
  • Paedophile (only molesting Leaf)
  • South Park version of Leaf (only in the Bikini Mode)
  • Justin Bieber. Always dies

Leaf can also be seen wearing a thong when she jumps.

edit Gameplay

Super Smash Sissies: Brawl includes several game modes.

edit Bikini Mode

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It's the Bikini Mode!

In this multi-player mode, 2-4 characters wearing only bikinis scramble for their bikini-tops. They can't be torn while their damage (which is displayed as percent) is low. But their bikini-tops gradually become fragile from being stretched repeatedly, and they are stripped off from their bosoms eventually. The character who lost their bikini-top must leave the game, and the player who collects three bikini-tops wins.

Wii Parental Control can hide characters' nipples if you would prefer.

Note: This mode is also known as "Dogs in Heat".

edit Bitch-slap Mode

It's for one-to-one play. In this mode, two heroines fight by only bitch-slapping each other in the face. You make them bitch-slap by swinging your Wii Controller strongly. The character who begins to cry first loses the game.

edit Bare-naked Mode

This unlockable mode is only for thosewho enjoy young girls tits. :-)Basically, wht you are trying to do is fight up to four other players..without any clothes! By shaking the Wii remote, your little sissy is able to slap, hit, kick, and just plain act Lesbian. For parents who want their children not to see the girls.... parts, well, sorry. I got nothing for you.

edit Sandbag Mode

In this mode, you can use only Sandbag, who is the sole male character in SSSB. Sandbag can't attack or defend at all--moreover; he cannot even move. The only thing he can do in the game is keep being hit by every character. Sandbag's pains can be sensed through the controller's vibration.

edit What if your little sissy is'nt human for the Bikini Mode/Bare-naked mode?

This doesnt work for Lopunny, Gardevoir, Midna, Amy Rose or Krystal because theyre already born-sluts. But if your main sissy is Galactaknight, Squirtle, Jigglypuff, Dixie Kong, Buneary, Wendy O'Koopa, Peanut, Eloise, Agent S or any other non-human sissy, do not worry If you want to see every single fragile woman's parts you can get your non-human sissy as a Gijinka version of the sissy (Gijinka as you probably know, means Creatures in humanized mode.) MOTHERFUCKING ASS SUCKING WHORES

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