Sunny D

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'''Sunny Delight''' is a [[drink]] which pretends to taste like orange juice. Actually it's a form of [[piss|liquid yellow coloured sugar]]. Some suggest that there is actually juice in it, or at least water, but very little evidence to that effect has surfaced.
 
 
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Sunny D was first put into production by the Florida multi-trillionaire Mr. David Sunny. He invented Sunny D whilst attempting to invent a new brand of rocket fuel. As he always did, David Sunny would experiment [[naked]], because he thought it helped him think clearer. So in a way Sunny D was mostly mostly made by accident. David was trying to mix together [[arsenic]] and [[salt]] to see if it would [[asplode]]. Whilst stirring the concoction he sneezed, and had a little involuntary [[piss]], and by pure luck it landed in the mixture.
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{{q|Let's see, we got orange juice, soda, purple stuff, and two kinds of Sunny De... OH HERE'S THE LIQUOR!|The Sunny Delight kids|the appropriate way to enjoy the beverage}}
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{{q|I have tried this beverage, sir, and I can assure you it was neither [[sunny]], nor delightful. It tasted of boar's piss.|[[wikipedia:Ernie Banks|Ernie Banks]]|Sunny D}}
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'''Sunny Delight''' is a [[drink]] that purports to have an orange taste. Except that it doesn't. Newer varieties don't even make the original claim.
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Sunny Delight was originally named '''Sunny D''' but the manufacturers changed its name to avoid confusion with its inventor, Sunny Delvecchio, or with any of his bodily fluids.
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==History==
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[[Image:Kookykarl-734179.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Sunny Delvecchio's reaction at the incomparable taste of his new invention, before he added orange food coloring.]]
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Sunny D was first put into production by [[Florida]] [[gazillion]]aire Mr. Sunny Delvecchio. He invented Sunny D whilst attempting to invent a new brand of rocket fuel. As always, Delvecchio brewed the beverage [[naked]], which he thought would help him think more clearly. Uncannily, many cases of the beverage are consumed naked.
   
David left for a moment to fuck his girlfriend, and when he came back he was surprised to see his little son, David Jr., drinking from the test tube. David Senior was in shock when his son turned to him and said his first words, "You know dad, this would taste better with some [[orange juice]] in there".
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Delvecchio left the lab briefly, also in pursuit of yellow-orange liquid, and returned to see his son, Sonny Jr., drinking from the beaker. The beverage cured the boy's chronic autism and the first words out of his mouth were, "You know dad, this would taste better with some [[orange juice]] in there".
   
So that is the story about how Sunny D was made. And now over lots of billions of the drink have been bought. So far only five or six hundred people have died from [[arsenic]] poisoning. But none of them were famous, so this type of [[death]] is commonly known as Pneumonia.
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Over a billion bottles of the drink have been bought, and to date, only five or six hundred people have died from [[arsenic]] poisoning.
   
 
==Evolution==
 
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Although Reduced SunnyD tried to be less sugary so that the new drink has 50% less calories than the original, it still is as healthy as potassium cyanide and as tasty as very sweet phlegm.
 
Although Reduced SunnyD tried to be less sugary so that the new drink has 50% less calories than the original, it still is as healthy as potassium cyanide and as tasty as very sweet phlegm.
   
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Type Orange drink
Manufacturer David Sunny
Country of origin Florida Everglades, United States
Introduced 1964
Ingredients Vegatable Oil, Year Old Piss, Sugar, Salt (contains less than 10% arsenic and may conatain less than 1% Orange Juice, unconfirmed)
Warning Substitute for alcoholic beverage (if under age 18)
“Let's see, we got orange juice, soda, purple stuff, and two kinds of Sunny De... OH HERE'S THE LIQUOR!”
~ The Sunny Delight kids on the appropriate way to enjoy the beverage
“I have tried this beverage, sir, and I can assure you it was neither sunny, nor delightful. It tasted of boar's piss.”
~ Ernie Banks on Sunny D

Sunny Delight is a drink that purports to have an orange taste. Except that it doesn't. Newer varieties don't even make the original claim.

Sunny Delight was originally named Sunny D but the manufacturers changed its name to avoid confusion with its inventor, Sunny Delvecchio, or with any of his bodily fluids.

History

Kookykarl-734179

Sunny Delvecchio's reaction at the incomparable taste of his new invention, before he added orange food coloring.

Sunny D was first put into production by Florida gazillionaire Mr. Sunny Delvecchio. He invented Sunny D whilst attempting to invent a new brand of rocket fuel. As always, Delvecchio brewed the beverage naked, which he thought would help him think more clearly. Uncannily, many cases of the beverage are consumed naked.

Delvecchio left the lab briefly, also in pursuit of yellow-orange liquid, and returned to see his son, Sonny Jr., drinking from the beaker. The beverage cured the boy's chronic autism and the first words out of his mouth were, "You know dad, this would taste better with some orange juice in there".

Over a billion bottles of the drink have been bought, and to date, only five or six hundred people have died from arsenic poisoning.

Evolution

As you may know by now, Sunny D was originally 'Orange' flavour. But due to 'popular' demand the flavour range was expanded. A list, of course, follows.

  • Smooth (California Style) = Red Panda Piss
  • Mango = Lesbian sweat
  • Lemonade = Human Breast Milk
  • Tangy Original with Calcium = Straight people sweat
  • Fruit Punch = Menstural Blood
  • Reduced Sugar Sunny D = Exactly the same as the original

Ingredients

Supeeeeeeertard

Heir to the Sunny D fortune, David Sunny, Jr.

Although Reduced SunnyD tried to be less sugary so that the new drink has 50% less calories than the original, it still is as healthy as potassium cyanide and as tasty as very sweet phlegm.

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