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Meanwhile, somewhere in the the desert, there was a dromedary camel, just doing his dromedary camel thing, by which I mean storing water in his hump.
"I enjoy being a camel!" exclaimed the dromedary camel. "I am glad that, out here in the desert, there are no raccoons."
THE DROMEDARY CAMEL'S KNOWLEDGE OF RACCOON HABITATS WAS CORRECT.