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On a totally different day, a guy who had the Uncyclopedia username of Hyperbole came up with an idea.
"Hmm...I wonder what would happen if I superimposed a bunch of raccoons over Michael Jordan's Timex advertisement poster?"
"Oo la la!" he exclaimed. "Maybe I could make an article out of this someday. After all, I have read HTBFANJS, and I was Writer of the Year 2009, AND I wrote over 40 featured articles, which n00bs keep ripping-off from to this day. It most definitely will not get huffed, unlike the majority of new articles here!"