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A guy who was in a very, very bad mood began searching for ways to blow off some steam. Unfortunately, passing rude comments to everybody on his friends list on Facebook did little to quell his rage.
"I must find a new outlet," realized the guy, "I have to hit somebody, or burn something! Do anything to DESTROY!" Then he stumbled upon Uncyclopedia.
"The content free encyclopedia that anybody can edit? Perfect!" He then proceeded to write an article which beautifully expressed how pissed he was. But he didn't stop there. He proceeded to blank and vandalize every other page he could find, deriving a lot of sadistic pleasure in the process.
Suddenly, DELETE!!! And a very loooooong BAN!
- 14:00, 13 February, 2011, ChiefjusticeDS huffed "FUCK LIFE!" (content was "FUCK EVERYBODY! YOU ALL STUPID WHORES AND ME KING!" and the only contributor was 184.108.40.206)
- 14:30, 13 February, 2011, ChiefjusticeDS blocked "220.127.116.11" (infinite, account creation blocked.) (Another vandal. Sigh)