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Meanwhile, somewhere in the the desert, there was a dromedary camel, just doing his dromedary camel thing, by which I mean storing water in his hump and getting his toes sunburnt.
"I enjoy being a camel!" exclaimed the dromedary camel. "I am glad that, out here in the desert, with fuck all else to do, I have time to contemplate how this continent has been blighted by environmental degradation, economic malaise, social tensions and political misrule amid short-sighted and self-serving foreign policies implemented originally by the ruling nations of Europe and now continued by the world's one remaining superpower as it stumbles forward, never learning from past mistakes in the interest of neo-colonialism."