Sudan
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“We are sorry but it appears that you are located in a country that we are unable to export to in accordance with United States law.”
~ Mcafee on downloading virus scan utility by Sudanese
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| Motto: "Send us money if you ever want to see Darfur alive again" | |||||
| Anthem: "Thriller" | |||||
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| Capital | Khartoum | ||||
| Largest city | The U.S. Embassy | ||||
| Official languages | Gungan | ||||
| Government President | Hahahaha | ||||
| National Heroes | Borat | ||||
| Independence | look elsewhere | ||||
| Currency | Pound | ||||
| Religion | Islam | ||||
| Population | ENOUGH ALREADY!!! | ||||
Sudan is a poor country where people die much younger than they do in the USA. Adding insult to injury, their lives up to that point are generally much less fun than anyone else's. Although the weather is fairly nice, compared to, say, Idaho, the lack of food, water, and cable TV makes this seem like a cruel joke of the gods. Most of the people living in the country are niggers.
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[edit] History
Sudan is Sudan was known for being a prime spot for collecting farm equipment, until the release of M.C. Pation-Proclamation's #1 album, Frees my People, Bitches. This lead M.C. Pation-Proclamation to become an instant billionaire, collecting large amounts of cash in the process.
M.C. Pation-Proclamation soon released a second album, entitled No'th 1, South 0, Forizzle. Though not as popular or entertaining as his first, he nevertheless collected large sums of cash.
Whilst working on his third album, M.C. Pation-Proclamation freaked out and moved to Africa, for no reason whatsoever. He is said to have moved to Chad, and because of his immense popularity, America was forced to pull out of the farm equipment trade, fearing they might accidentally harvest one of the many similar looking Farm tools.SUDAN IS JUST A POOR SHIT WHICH IS AND POOR THEY WORSHIP GANDI FELLOW FAT IDIAN PRIIK WIT NO LYF
there are 3 well known tribes juba nuba wow!! BY SIDDIQ IBRAHIM
[edit] People
None: Racist black people killed a shit load of other black people because they like lil wayne and the ones with guns liked lil jon so that shit was just not going to fly (unless that of course was real shit because that stuff flies everywhere). If that did not kill then the AIDS they contracted at birth and spread it to the few people left who do not have it pretty much like Zombieland. AIDS has also dropped the life expectancy to -2. Yes, -2, is below zero but this fucking shithole found someway to have a life expectency not only before birth, but before conception.
[edit] Wildlife
Lions, tigers, black people, occasional kidnapped white person, elephants, giraffes...pretty much any thing you can see at a zoo, minus the kangaroos...those live in Australia...
I'm sometimes confused with the animals here in Sudan. It's okay.
[edit] Government
... if you send them 2 cents a day, you could give them an education, and they will learn what a market is... to be enslaved again! 'cause who doesn't want a new pair of shiny adidas sneakers?
[edit] Public transport
Effictevly, Sudan does not possess a fuctional public transportation system. This is due mainly to the fact that Sudan dosen't have petrol. It does not have an international airline, cars or even bycicles. Instead the only way to get around is by bribing an extremely large nigger with a sandwich. But, in recent developments, sudanese scientists( negros who wear lionclothes as protection ) have found a new, greener, eco-friendly fuel source for their country. Their skin. The scientists say that since their skin is as black as coal, it should be a great fuel source. Their skin is also a good absorber of thermal radiation. They minister of the sudanese nigger association of sudan( SNAS ) stated that he wishes for this innovative new technology to be implemented as soon as possible.
[edit] Market
Sudan is a chief exporter of sand, dry wind, guilt, and the patented Sudanese diet plan. and also lets not forget children you must adopt, or that crazy christian guy will throw you a guilt trip for not sending money to these " wonderful children" for just 2 cents a day, and you could send this child here named (click click mmm oip click) and give it an education... or you could not waste your money....
[edit] Darfur
Darfur is a hidden paradise located away from the rest of Africa. It is a happy place full of rainbows and care bears. It rains gumdrops in Darfur and the mountains there are made of ice cream and sprinkles. People in that region live the most peaceful happy lives that the literacy rate there is 1002%. Such a paradise was the brainchild of a kind man named named Al-Bashir who felt sorry all the starving black Sudanese people. So he helped those poor starving black Africans by sending bombers that drop chocolate Hershey kisses in the middle of happy villagers. Then he sent handsome young Janjaweed horseman with AKs that pelt jellybeans and gumdrops into peoples mouths. These charming young handsome Janjaweed knights would sweep all the women of Darfur off their feets and everyone of them wanted to merry them. Don't listen to all those lies you hear about Darfur being a shit-hole were people are being raped and pillaged. Those are just lies to keep away all the imperialists along with their HIV infected robot lesbian zombies.
| North Africa | Algeria · Egypt · Libya · Morocco · Sudan · Tunisia · Western Sahara | 
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| West Africa | Benin · Burkina Faso · Côte d'Ivoire · Ghana · Guinea · Guinea-Bissau · Liberia · Mali · Mauritania · Niger · Nigeria · Senegal · Sierra Leone · Togo | |
| Central Africa | Angola · Cameroon · Belgium · Central African Republic · Chad · Democratic Republic of the Congo · Equatorial Guinea · Gabon · Republic of the Congo | |
| East Africa | Burundi · Djibouti · Eritrea · Ethiopia · Kenya · Madagascar · Malawi · Mauritius · Mozambique · Rwanda · Seychelles · Somalia · Tanzania · Uganda · West Kenya · Zambia · Rhodesia | |
| Southern Africa | Botswana · Lesotho · Namibia · People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata · South Africa · Swaziland · Zululand | |
| Dependencies | United Kingdom : Gibraltar · Indian Ocean Territory · Isle of Wight · Welsh Congo (Pitcairn Islands) |
