Stuffs
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Stuffs are similar to things only grammatically incorrect, one example of stuffs is several stuffs or stuff that has had other stuff placed near enough to it as to be included when counting the amount of stuff one has. Many types of stuffs are dangerous for example large amounts of uranium pellets are stuffs but unlike cereal, which is also stuffs, large amounts of uranium pellets taste horrible with milk.
[edit] Things that aren’t stuffs
Things that aren’t stuffs include any stuff with other stuff placed so far from it as to not be included when counting of the stuff happens.
[edit] Things to do with stuffs
stuffs can be used in many different manners one can eat them although many of them taste horrible and should be immediately soaked in rhemus brand explosives and then shoved into the rectum of some wild pheasant then the pheasant should be violently molested until the uncle rhemes explosives eviscerate one of the stuffs so as to make it a stuff then it can be eaten. Many times one has far too much stuffs and must limit his stuffs having to aid in space revival of wall based storage platfi. Stuffs can also be placed in a sock and used to bludgeon folks.
[edit] Other things often confused with stuffs
Some things are confused, by the ignorant, as stuffs these include but are not limited to
- things
- stuffamajings
- stuffamajigers
- the letter Y
- half of Uzbekistan
- the other half of Uzbekistan
- the lost Olsen triplet
bags of used condoms (bags of used condoms can be stuffs and therefore eaten, but there must be more of them
- rags soaked in bear urine
- bear urine
- your mother
- Steve
- Steve’s mother
- Steve’s fathers wife
- my left nut
- Oscar wilde
- Jesus
- jesii
- and fathers
