Stoner High School

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|common_name = The Free Imperial Republic of Stoner High School
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|coat_caption = SHSchool coat of arms (post-revolutionary)
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|official_languages = [[English]]
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|government = Monarchist republic
| '''The Free Imperial Republic of Stoner High School'''
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|capital = Student Union Building (SUB)
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|national_anthem = "Dudes of Stoner"
| [[Image:Shscoat.PNG|right|400px|Stoner High School coat of arms (post-revolutionary).]]
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|leader_title1 = Head of State/Government
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|leader_name1 = Her Majesty Queen Tiffany IV, Class of 2011
| <small>SHS Coat of Arms (post-revolutionary)</small>
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|independence = October 5th, 1980
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|currency = [[Stoner_High_School/Economy#Currency|Extra Credit Point]] (EC#)
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|religion = [[King George VI|Georgianism]] and [[Alcoholism]]
| '''Official language'''
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|national_sport = paintball
| [[English]]
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|wildcard_title1 = Official substance
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|wildcard_name1 = [[Kitten huffing|Kittens]]
| '''Government'''
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|wildcard_title2 = GDP per capita
| Monarchist republic
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|wildcard_name2 = 14.3 million extra credit points ($1,986,111 USD)
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|wildcard_title3 = Average GPA
| '''Capital'''
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|wildcard_name3 = 4.0
| Student Union Building (SUB)
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|wildcard_title4 = Average BAC
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|wildcard_name4 = 0.09 <ref>Though it appears low, this average reflects the BAC of all students at all times. Since it is an unfortunate reality that nearly all students are sober for at least several hours a day (particularly while unable to consume more alcohol as a result of being asleep), it must be considered that average BAC among awake students is higher than this figure, and BAC among students not in class is still higher. The distribution is decidedly skewed to the extreme ends of the spectrum, with the standard deviation of the BAC being approximately 0.69.</ref>
| '''Head of State/Government'''
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|wildcard_title5 = Average SAT
| Her Majesty Queen Tiffany IV, Class of 2011
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|wildcard_name5 = 2320 (new), 1337 (old)
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|wildcard_title6 = Official animal
| '''Independence'''
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|wildcard_name6 = Palestinian Rat
| October 5th, 1980
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|wildcard_title7 = Official vegetable
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|wildcard_name7 = [[Cabbage]]
| '''Currency'''
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|wildcard_title8 = Official mineral
| [[Stoner_High_School/Economy#Currency|Extra Credit Point]] (EC#)
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|wildcard_name8 = [[Oil|Petroleum]]
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|wildcard_title9 = Official number
| '''Religion'''
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|wildcard_name9 = [[420]]
| [[King George VI|Georgianism]] and [[Alcoholism]]
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| '''Official Sport'''
 
| Paintball
 
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
 
| '''Official Substance'''
 
| [[Kitten huffing|Kittens]]
 
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
 
| '''Song'''
 
| "Dudes of Stoner"
 
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
 
| '''GDP per capita'''
 
| 14.3 million extra credit points ($1,986,111 USD)
 
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
 
| '''Average GPA'''
 
| 4.0
 
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
 
| '''Average BAC'''
 
| 0.09 <ref>Though it appears low, this average reflects the BAC of all students at all times. Since it is an unfortunate reality that nearly all students are sober for at least several hours a day (particularly while unable to consume more alcohol as a result of being asleep), it must be considered that average BAC among awake students is higher than this figure, and BAC among students not in class is still higher. The distribution is decidedly skewed to the extreme ends of the spectrum, with the standard deviation of the BAC being approximately 0.69.</ref>
 
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
 
| '''Average SAT'''
 
| 2320 (new), 1337 (old)
 
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
 
| '''Animal'''
 
| Palestinian Rat
 
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| '''Vegetable'''
 
| [[Cabbage]]
 
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
 
| '''Mineral'''
 
| [[Petroleum]]
 
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
 
| '''Number'''
 
| [[420]]
 
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{{Q|DUDE! The drum solo from "In the Air Tonight" is FUCKING EPIC!|Random student at Stoner High School|God knows what}}"<ref>For more quotes, please visit the [[Stoner_High_School/Famous_speeches#Quotes_about_Stoner_High_School|quotes section]].</ref>
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{{Q|DUDE! The drum solo from "In the Air Tonight" is FUCKING EPIC!|Random student at Stoner High School|God knows what<ref>For more quotes, please visit the [[Stoner_High_School/Famous_speeches#Quotes_about_Stoner_High_School|quotes section]].</ref>}}
   
 
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Latest revision as of 08:15, December 27, 2012

The Free Imperial Republic of Stoner High School
Shscoat
SHSchool coat of arms (post-revolutionary)
Anthem: "Dudes of Stoner"
Capital Student Union Building (SUB)
Official language(s) English
Government  
‑ Head of State/Government Her Majesty Queen Tiffany IV, Class of 2011
Declaration
 of Independence
October 5th, 1980
Currency Extra Credit Point (EC#)
Religion Georgianism and Alcoholism
Official substance Kittens
GDP per capita 14.3 million extra credit points ($1,986,111 USD)
Average GPA 4.0
Average BAC 0.09 [1]
Average SAT 2320 (new), 1337 (old)
Official animal Palestinian Rat
Official vegetable Cabbage
Official mineral Petroleum
Official number 420
“By far, de greatest schule in this great Schtate of Kuhllifornia.”
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger on Stoner High School
“At Stoner High School, students expel YOU!”
~ Russian reversal on Stoner High School
“DUDE! The drum solo from "In the Air Tonight" is FUCKING EPIC!”
~ Random student at Stoner High School on God knows what[2]
No Wikipedia
Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Stoner High School. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.

Stoner High School (also known as "SHS", "Stoner High", "The ProcrastiNation", "The Stoner Imperium", or simply "Stoner") is an independent wholly student-pwned and operated high school in Fockersville, California. From a dark, tortured past, Stoner High School has emerged to become a shining beacon of hope, justice, and unrivaled fun for oppressed students worldwide. As feared by the educational bureaucracy as it is loved by that bureaucracy's victims, the school epitomizes the absolute perfection of the secondary school system in pretty much every way.[3] It is one of the largest and most successful high schools in the nation, thanks to its unique form of governance, libertarian economic and social policies, fearsome military and damn good beer. SHS's astoundingly high endowments of human and natural capital have also allowed it to project global military, economic and political power at a level befitting its de facto status as a modern industrial nation-state.[4] Further information is available via the links below.



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1. Home
2. History
3. Stoner Today
4. Controversies
5. Economy
6. Government & Politics
7. Military

8. Geography
9. School songs
10. Famous speeches
11. Election history
12. Calendar of Events
13. Queens and Kings
14. Photo Album

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  1. Though it appears low, this average reflects the BAC of all students at all times. Since it is an unfortunate reality that nearly all students are sober for at least several hours a day (particularly while unable to consume more alcohol as a result of being asleep), it must be considered that average BAC among awake students is higher than this figure, and BAC among students not in class is still higher. The distribution is decidedly skewed to the extreme ends of the spectrum, with the standard deviation of the BAC being approximately 0.69.
  2. For more quotes, please visit the quotes section.
  3. Focker, et al. (2006) A History of Stoner High School.
  4. CIA World Factbook, 2008 (classified edition).

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