Steve Urkel
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| Urkel | |
|---|---|
| [] | |
| Kingdom | Burger |
| Phylum | B.A.N.A.N.A.S. |
| Class | Science |
| Order | Alphabetical |
| Family | Ooga Booga |
| Genus | Sugar Smacks |
| Species | Reboot |
| Binomial Name | Stefan Urquelle |
| Primary Armament | Invention |
| Secondary Armament | 2Pac |
| Power Supply | Planeteer |
| HP: | Pavilion |
| Mana Points: | 200 |
| Strength: | HM04 |
| Intelligence: | 195 |
| Weight | 125 Lb. |
| Length | {{{length}}} |
| Special Attack | Transformation |
| Conservation Status | Super Rare Foil |
“ Well I never! ”
“Urkel, my son, you were adopted. You can stay for breakfast though, waffles, is that cool? ”
“Tired of using technology I am, Ayo... ”
Steven Quigley Down Under Urkel (born 1776) generally refered to as Steve Urkel, appered in the hit sitcom Murder She Wrote. Urkel was portrayed by Kevin Bacon from 1993 to 1993. Then from 1993 to the present year of 1993, Urkel has been played by Harrison Ford. The original choice for Urkel was Jim Carrey. As he was busy playing The Riddler at the time, Mr. Bacon was quickly signed as a replacement.
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[edit] History
Steven Urkel was born to John Lennon and Sarah Palin, But due to his huge brain he was sent to the woods where he could find a wife(Ronald McDonald) and start a life. But soon Abraham Lincoln found him and locked him in a cage where he could live life as his son and dog. One day in 1974 after a long night filled with woman,music, and LSD he was kidnapped by a mad racist named squidward, after he was kidnapped they believe he was thrown from a train. History of urkel.
[edit] Urkel: the beginning
[edit] Transportation
[edit] The downfall of the urkel.
[Beast Wars]
[edit] Current Situation
[edit] Stuff
[edit] Sammiches
[edit] Bacon
[edit] Ability to Speak
studied under Dr. [Coolio]
[edit] Trivia
¿Quièn ès èl Éstèban Urkèl?
Beast wars?
Dinosaurs?
[edit] References
It's legit. Fer srs.
[edit] See Also
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