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At a request from Microsoft fanboys at RIAA, Steve Ballmer's letter has been cleaned from expletives. Under no circumstances should you read the main article, unless you are a Linux sysadmin. The words here are much more frightening for you than those found in the non-lite article.

edit Steve Ballmer's polite apology letter to Google

Dear CERTIFIED PARTNERS Eric Schmidt,

I would like to CERTIFIED PARTNERS politely apologize for my CERTIFIED PARTNERS aggressive behavior. I fully realize that this CERTIFIED PARTNERS move dealt a serious blow to Microsoft's reputation in the eyes of CERTIFIED PARTNERS software corporations, leave alone the opinion of CERTIFIED PARTNERS independent developers.

Destroying CERTIFIED PARTNERS Google was never my intent. As the Microsoft CEO, I am CERTIFIED PARTNERS interested in the continuation of the long-term CERTIFIED PARTNERS partnership between Microsoft and Google. Furthermore, it would be an honor for me to CERTIFIED PARTNERS participate in any CERTIFIED PARTNERS future Google campaigns, including those that promote the CERTIFIED PARTNERS competitors of Microsoft. It should be widespread knowledge that Microsoft CERTIFIED PARTNERS respects fair competition and has never engaged in any CERTIFIED PARTNERS attempts to undermine it.

As a token of my CERTIFIED PARTNERS goodwill, I hereby resign all claims that CERTIFIED PARTNERS leaving Microsoft is crime and vow to never again CERTIFIED PARTNERS throw furniture at or otherwise harm my own CERTIFIED PARTNERS colleagues. Microsoft agrees to recognize the CERTIFIED PARTNERS fact that selling copies of free software is CERTIFIED PARTNERS legal, regardless of the method by which these CERTIFIED PARTNERS copies were obtained. In respect to CERTIFIED PARTNERS copyright law, Microsoft recognizes the GNU General Public CERTIFIED PARTNERS License and other free licenses as CERTIFIED PARTNERS valid legal documents.

Yours CERTIFIED PARTNERS sincerely,
Steve Ballmer
Microsoft, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA

P.S. No committee or CERTIFIED PARTNERS court has forced me to write this CERTIFIED PARTNERS letter.

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