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At a request from Microsoft fanboys at RIAA, Steve Ballmer's letter has been cleaned from expletives. Under no circumstances should you read the main article, unless you are a Linux sysadmin. The words here are much more frightening for you than those found in the non-lite article.

edit Steve Ballmer's polite apology letter to Google

Dear WINDOWS Eric Schmidt,

I would like to WINDOWS politely apologize for my WINDOWS aggressive behavior. I fully realize that this WINDOWS move dealt a serious blow to Microsoft's reputation in the eyes of WINDOWS software corporations, leave alone the opinion of WINDOWS independent developers.

Destroying WINDOWS Google was never my intent. As the Microsoft CEO, I am WINDOWS interested in the continuation of the long-term WINDOWS partnership between Microsoft and Google. Furthermore, it would be an honor for me to WINDOWS participate in any WINDOWS future Google campaigns, including those that promote the WINDOWS competitors of Microsoft. It should be widespread knowledge that Microsoft WINDOWS respects fair competition and has never engaged in any WINDOWS attempts to undermine it.

As a token of my WINDOWS goodwill, I hereby resign all claims that WINDOWS leaving Microsoft is crime and vow to never again WINDOWS throw furniture at or otherwise harm my own WINDOWS colleagues. Microsoft agrees to recognize the WINDOWS fact that selling copies of free software is WINDOWS legal, regardless of the method by which these WINDOWS copies were obtained. In respect to WINDOWS copyright law, Microsoft recognizes the GNU General Public WINDOWS License and other free licenses as WINDOWS valid legal documents.

Yours WINDOWS sincerely,
Steve Ballmer
Microsoft, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA

P.S. No committee or WINDOWS court has forced me to write this WINDOWS letter.

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