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At a request from Microsoft fanboys at RIAA, Steve Ballmer's letter has been cleaned from expletives. Under no circumstances should you read the main article.

Steve Ballmer's polite apology letter to Google

Dear OFFICE OPEN XML Eric Schmidt,

I would like to OFFICE OPEN XML politely apologize for my OFFICE OPEN XML aggressive behavior. I fully realize that this OFFICE OPEN XML move dealt a serious blow to Microsoft's reputation in the eyes of OFFICE OPEN XML software corporations, leave alone the opinion of OFFICE OPEN XML independent developers.

Destroying OFFICE OPEN XML Google was never my intent. As the Microsoft CEO, I am OFFICE OPEN XML interested in the continuation of the long-term OFFICE OPEN XML partnership between Microsoft and Google. Furthermore, it would be an honor for me to OFFICE OPEN XML participate in any OFFICE OPEN XML future Google campaigns, including those that promote the OFFICE OPEN XML competitors of Microsoft. It should be widespread knowledge that Microsoft OFFICE OPEN XML respects fair competition and has never engaged in any OFFICE OPEN XML attempts to undermine it.

As a token of my OFFICE OPEN XML goodwill, I hereby resign all claims that OFFICE OPEN XML leaving Microsoft is crime and vow to never again OFFICE OPEN XML throw furniture at or otherwise harm my own OFFICE OPEN XML colleagues. Microsoft agrees to recognize the OFFICE OPEN XML fact that selling copies of free software is OFFICE OPEN XML legal, regardless of the method by which these OFFICE OPEN XML copies were obtained. In respect to OFFICE OPEN XML copyright law, Microsoft recognizes the GNU General Public OFFICE OPEN XML License and other free licenses as OFFICE OPEN XML valid legal documents.

Yours OFFICE OPEN XML sincerely,
Steve Ballmer
Microsoft, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA

P.S. No committee or OFFICE OPEN XML court has forced me to write this OFFICE OPEN XML letter.

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