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At a request from Microsoft fanboys at RIAA, Steve Ballmer's letter has been cleaned from expletives. Under no circumstances should you read the main article, unless you are a Linux sysadmin. The words here are much more frightening for you than those found in the non-lite article.
edit Steve Ballmer's polite apology letter to Google
Dear NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! Eric Schmidt,
I would like to NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! politely apologize for my NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! aggressive behavior. I fully realize that this NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! move dealt a serious blow to Microsoft's reputation in the eyes of NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! software corporations, leave alone the opinion of NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! independent developers.
Destroying NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! Google was never my intent. As the Microsoft CEO, I am NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! interested in the continuation of the long-term NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! partnership between Microsoft and Google. Furthermore, it would be an honor for me to NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! participate in any NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! future Google campaigns, including those that promote the NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! competitors of Microsoft. It should be widespread knowledge that Microsoft NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! respects fair competition and has never engaged in any NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! attempts to undermine it.
As a token of my NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! goodwill, I hereby resign all claims that NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! leaving Microsoft is crime and vow to never again NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! throw furniture at or otherwise harm my own NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! colleagues. Microsoft agrees to recognize the NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! fact that selling copies of free software is NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! legal, regardless of the method by which these NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! copies were obtained. In respect to NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! copyright law, Microsoft recognizes the GNU General Public NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! License and other free licenses as NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! valid legal documents.
Yours NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! sincerely,
Steve Ballmer
Microsoft, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA
P.S. No committee or NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! court has forced me to write this NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! letter.
