Steve Ballmer/Lite

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At a request from Microsoft fanboys at RIAA, Steve Ballmer's letter has been cleaned from expletives. Under no circumstances should you read the main article, unless you are a Linux sysadmin. The words here are much more frightening for you than those found in the non-lite article.

edit Steve Ballmer's polite apology letter to Google

Dear MS EULA Eric Schmidt,

I would like to MS EULA politely apologize for my MS EULA aggressive behavior. I fully realize that this MS EULA move dealt a serious blow to Microsoft's reputation in the eyes of MS EULA software corporations, leave alone the opinion of MS EULA independent developers.

Destroying MS EULA Google was never my intent. As the Microsoft CEO, I am MS EULA interested in the continuation of the long-term MS EULA partnership between Microsoft and Google. Furthermore, it would be an honor for me to MS EULA participate in any MS EULA future Google campaigns, including those that promote the MS EULA competitors of Microsoft. It should be widespread knowledge that Microsoft MS EULA respects fair competition and has never engaged in any MS EULA attempts to undermine it.

As a token of my MS EULA goodwill, I hereby resign all claims that MS EULA leaving Microsoft is crime and vow to never again MS EULA throw furniture at or otherwise harm my own MS EULA colleagues. Microsoft agrees to recognize the MS EULA fact that selling copies of free software is MS EULA legal, regardless of the method by which these MS EULA copies were obtained. In respect to MS EULA copyright law, Microsoft recognizes the GNU General Public MS EULA License and other free licenses as MS EULA valid legal documents.

Yours MS EULA sincerely,
Steve Ballmer
Microsoft, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA

P.S. No committee or MS EULA court has forced me to write this MS EULA letter.

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