Steve Ballmer/Lite

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At a request from Microsoft fanboys at RIAA, Steve Ballmer's letter has been cleaned from expletives. Under no circumstances should you read the main article, unless you are a Linux sysadmin. The words here are much more frightening for you than those found in the non-lite article.

edit Steve Ballmer's polite apology letter to Google

Dear DEVELOPERS! Eric Schmidt,

I would like to DEVELOPERS! politely apologize for my DEVELOPERS! aggressive behavior. I fully realize that this DEVELOPERS! move dealt a serious blow to Microsoft's reputation in the eyes of DEVELOPERS! software corporations, leave alone the opinion of DEVELOPERS! independent developers.

Destroying DEVELOPERS! Google was never my intent. As the Microsoft CEO, I am DEVELOPERS! interested in the continuation of the long-term DEVELOPERS! partnership between Microsoft and Google. Furthermore, it would be an honor for me to DEVELOPERS! participate in any DEVELOPERS! future Google campaigns, including those that promote the DEVELOPERS! competitors of Microsoft. It should be widespread knowledge that Microsoft DEVELOPERS! respects fair competition and has never engaged in any DEVELOPERS! attempts to undermine it.

As a token of my DEVELOPERS! goodwill, I hereby resign all claims that DEVELOPERS! leaving Microsoft is crime and vow to never again DEVELOPERS! throw furniture at or otherwise harm my own DEVELOPERS! colleagues. Microsoft agrees to recognize the DEVELOPERS! fact that selling copies of free software is DEVELOPERS! legal, regardless of the method by which these DEVELOPERS! copies were obtained. In respect to DEVELOPERS! copyright law, Microsoft recognizes the GNU General Public DEVELOPERS! License and other free licenses as DEVELOPERS! valid legal documents.

Yours DEVELOPERS! sincerely,
Steve Ballmer
Microsoft, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA

P.S. No committee or DEVELOPERS! court has forced me to write this DEVELOPERS! letter.

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