Steve Ballmer/Lite

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At a request from Microsoft fanboys at RIAA, Steve Ballmer's letter has been cleaned from expletives. Under no circumstances should you read the main article, unless you are a Linux sysadmin. The words here are much more frightening for you than those found in the non-lite article.

edit Steve Ballmer's polite apology letter to Google

Dear LAWSUITS Eric Schmidt,

I would like to LAWSUITS politely apologize for my LAWSUITS aggressive behavior. I fully realize that this LAWSUITS move dealt a serious blow to Microsoft's reputation in the eyes of LAWSUITS software corporations, leave alone the opinion of LAWSUITS independent developers.

Destroying LAWSUITS Google was never my intent. As the Microsoft CEO, I am LAWSUITS interested in the continuation of the long-term LAWSUITS partnership between Microsoft and Google. Furthermore, it would be an honor for me to LAWSUITS participate in any LAWSUITS future Google campaigns, including those that promote the LAWSUITS competitors of Microsoft. It should be widespread knowledge that Microsoft LAWSUITS respects fair competition and has never engaged in any LAWSUITS attempts to undermine it.

As a token of my LAWSUITS goodwill, I hereby resign all claims that LAWSUITS leaving Microsoft is crime and vow to never again LAWSUITS throw furniture at or otherwise harm my own LAWSUITS colleagues. Microsoft agrees to recognize the LAWSUITS fact that selling copies of free software is LAWSUITS legal, regardless of the method by which these LAWSUITS copies were obtained. In respect to LAWSUITS copyright law, Microsoft recognizes the GNU General Public LAWSUITS License and other free licenses as LAWSUITS valid legal documents.

Yours LAWSUITS sincerely,
Steve Ballmer
Microsoft, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA

P.S. No committee or LAWSUITS court has forced me to write this LAWSUITS letter.

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