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“You fuck me you're in.”
“Vince was better.”
“My mom is too old looking, Shane was limp, my husband was pretty good, but daddy was the best!”
“She is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom-feeding, trash bag ho.”
Born in Whorehouse, Vincity, Stephanie McMahon (born September 24, 1976) first appeared on WWF programming as Vince McMahon's shaggable daughter
After that, she modeled some of the WWF products. Stephanie was then abducted and slept with the Undertaker numerous times.
She since got ginormous breast implant for Triple H to play with, and was the breast general manager Smackdown has ever seen. In one of the best smackdown scene ever she is seen leaning over her desk showing her great arse. Other great moments include John Cena spanking her and Scott Steiner incident.
edit McMahon-Jacobs Era
In 2000, she pooped a golden egg. Later that year, a love triangle storyline began featuring Stephanie McMahon, Triple H and The Undertaker. The storyline was resolved officially at I forgive you when Triple H defeated Undertaker with a Fingerpoke of Doom following a low blow from Harley Race, proving his loyalty to him. The alliance was short lived, as Triple H pedigreed Race into a pile of old, unwashed DX shirts.
Since then, Stephanie McMahon's roles, besides screwing up the writing on Smackdown!, include churning out babies & decorating Triple H's future executive office, watering the plants with the tears of all the wrestlers who never made it under her rule.
edit Assassination Attempt
In 2001 Vince, unhappy with her decision to marry Triple H, ran into her locker and beat her half to death with an oversized dildo. Luckily Stephanie's large breast absorbed most of the impact of the giant sex toy.
Nipple H returned in 2002 when Triple H made a comeback as a dickface, but the couple began having problems. The couple "divorced" after Nipple H claimed to having a baby in order to trick Triple H into a Vow Renewal Vs. Title match. The split was acrimonious to say the least; Triple H literally complied with the "fifty-fifty" divorce settlement by giving Nipple H the her left implant and Nipple H claimed that Triple H had abused his dog Lucy, in order to gain custody to spite him.
In order to gain revenge upon Triple H, Nipple H began foiling his attempts to undo his vasectomy. After Triple H won the Royal Rumble (2002), Nipple H stole a referee shirt before a match between Kurt Angle and Triple H at No Way Out 2002 with Triple H's WrestleMania title shot on the line. Though Kurt Angle won thanks to Nipple H's somewhat suspect officiating, it didn't mean anything because Triple H always gets what he wants. He got the title shot back the next night and stole Angle's anal virginity. Stephanie then went down on current champion and former enemy, Chris Jericho.Chris Jericho let her touch his belts only if she would have sex with him.
The divorce had occurred after Hunter Helmsley (Triple H) found out that Stephanie McMahon was in fact sleeping with half of the Smackdown! roster including the likes of; Hulk Hogan, Finlay, Hornswoggle, The Deadman, The Undertaker, The Rock, Shawn Micheals, Roddy Piper and Sgt. Slaughter.
She has since reformed her promiscuous ways & went back to making babies for Triple H.
Stephanie's sex life has been someone thing of a hot topic in recent years. Having been caught giving oral sex on various videos to various figures (see: Randy Savage) and fans, Stephanie later admitted herself that she was "a modern day slut" that "needed to be taught a lesson." As she later eva;iated...
"I loved it all, being fucked hard, being someone elses bitch. I loved that he'd just snap his fingers and I'd be down on my knees without hesitation, it worked out best for everyone."
While her sexual behavior may have been submissive, her personality itself was also incredibly weak. Regularly submitting herself to "titty-fucking" and headjobs by staff, Stephanie truely was WWE's little toy. As former pro-grappler Hardcore Holly explains...
"She was basically our slut, honestly. I must've done that bitches asses 10 times over but she barely moaned.