Stalker

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'''Stalking''' is a fascinating way to freak people out. Excessive stalking may lead to a restraining order, which is merely a certificate that you can use to show off that you're the plaintiff's #1 fan. However, stalking may not be right for you. Sure, you could be a bit obsessed with someone, or maybe a bit insane, but there are other answers for things like that. There’s [[suicide]] (not recommended) and hitting yourself over the head with a rusty wooden spoon until you aren’t [[insane]] anymore (highly recommended). Stalking people is more than just following someone around, it takes [[Ninja/Skills|skills]]. You can’t just walk around and be like “Oh hey guys, I’m a stalker! Yay!" it doesn’t work that way. You have to have technique. And no one has worse technique that '''Irene Nagle''', otherwise knows as '''Irene the Stalker.''' Trust me... that chick will stalk you to death!
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'''Stalking''' is a fascinating way to freak people out. Excessive stalking may lead to a restraining order, which is merely a certificate that you can use to show off that you're the plaintiff's #1 fan. However, stalking may not be right for you. Sure, you could be a bit obsessed with someone, or maybe a bit insane, but there are other answers for things like that. There’s [[suicide]] (not recommended) and hitting yourself over the head with a rusty wooden spoon until you aren’t [[insane]] anymore (highly recommended). Stalking people is more than just following someone around, it takes [[Ninja/Skills|skills]]. You can’t just walk around and be like “Oh hey guys, I’m a stalker! Yay!" it doesn’t work that way. You have to have technique. And no one has worse technique that '''lisa Walter''', otherwise knows as '''Lisa the Stalker.''' Trust me... that chick will stalk you to death!
   
 
==What is stalking?==
 
==What is stalking?==

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