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“Thanck Gawdd Allmitey fore kreeating Spelchekk”

~ George W. Bush on Spelchek

“I don giv a dam for a maynnhtgkvyv tygbv dat can only spel a word oen way.”

~ Mark Twain on Spelchek

“nI Svotie Rissua, Ckech Peslls oYu!!”

~ Russian Reversla on Spelcheckl

“We'rez all jzut a lttil dit byzlecksick, gott its? We're nod redarbs, we juzt havv byslecxxiaaaa. Anb dourettez zinbrone.”

~ Some Dyslexic on Spell Checkers

Spelchek (oor az teh Cheks kal itt Spelczek) bee uh funkcion dat you're computre uzes wen yoo macke, n errorr in speeleiing orr gramer usege? spelchek, helPz, man'ee, peeple, spel, wordds, corektly, wen, theiy, our, typing,. Itt isz nouw, ann typikle funkction inn manie worrd, prossessing proggrames, annd haz allso. bin encorparated intwo teh Onlyn Bibel. withowt spelchek wee, wood, definateley awl bee a hole lott stewpider!

A spelll czecher cheques you're spelling sow u rite we'll a read line a pears be low a word spelled rungg if theirs know read line than Yu rote write! Its impotent to spell mossed things rite sow utters kahn reed watt u right wen yu spill rung papal well knot bee too understand u

speel chek is a wondrfal thagn thut chuks spelinq ifz u spell samething wraung tiz weeel teel yoa nd mak it betear for u with spull chek onc one shod spell somtihing wrang becas it tells you you should somthign wrang if you hav sell somthign wrang u shod be shoot in the fecs becas sell chek tell u that u sell somthign wrang

Contents 1 oregen off Spelchek 2 HouW Spelchek Isz uzed 3 Usas Fore Spelchek 4 Intlectual Prperte Thft 5 Hisstery 5.1 wara it kame fram 5.2 Oskar Wild= 5.3 futer of spell chek 6 wara wood we bee with out spell chek 7 relijun of of spell chek 8 Utters 9 Akkontz 9.1 anicase, - wei or -hauu 10 Cee Alszo

[edit] oregen off Spelchek

teh funkcion off' spelchek wuz envented in {2001}when Steev Blamer wuz goeing two fukeng kil and distroy hiz computre becuz he keppt on makeing speling mistackes in hiz furry Blamer reseeved a revalacion from Gawdd andd beegan too worck on kreeating spelchek thrie monthz andd fortie sevven daze layt'ter Blamer finnished hiz worck on teh spelchekker annd soun teh legendery spelchek wusz borrn

[edit] HouW Spelchek Isz uzed

They're our, difrent weighs two usze teh spelchek on difrent computres. shouwn hear isz houw too uze it onn Apel anned Delle.

Two aktivaet teh spelkchek on Apel computres, they're our thrie steppes:

• 1-Clique on spelchek butin.
• 2-Cee you're mistackes aNdd realisze your stewpid.
• 3-gow bakc too hi skoul.

Too aktivayte teh spelchek on Delle computres, dew thiss:

• 1-Clikke teh spelchek buten.
• 2-realisze taht your riely stewpid.
• 3-Distroay you're computre andd kommEt sewiside.

Noute-Iff yoo nied two Uze spelchek wen uzieng Wikkipeedia,, your fukcinng reettarted?

[edit] Usas Fore Spelchek

Spelchek kan bee, uzed fore a variaety off porpuses. Mosst peeple, uses spelchek too core-rect they're, speelleeing adn gramer, airorrs butt they're outher uzes two. Spelchek kanne, alszo makke pairagrafs andd sentanses moore, korrekt andd in a beterr forematt. spelchek allso worksz ass a dickcionary adn thesoaras. In adicion, spelchek wil assisst yoo wit you're punchuaction andd cappitelizacion. overralle, spelchek iz a verry usefull tewl, fore maneee, reiaderrs annd asspirring wrighters hoo, doo mosst off thy're worck frome they're computres.

Spell Cheking aconts r acpted as paymen 4 verios hats and robes and doo not ned too bee cashd to bee use Insted the Spel Chek is rolld is if two consme coke aine butt insted of inhal powerfull nacotics the magik ritten on the chek wif bef expeld fom the chek Withot any magik at all a voodi stampe allway apears up on the chek aftr its use it shold bee brned short aftr to avoed liter Cheks may allso bee run throgh a Shreder to protet againt identt thaft

[edit] Intlectual Prperte Thft

in 1983 mirosuft manged 2 acqir a Spell Chek fom mertin gramatic whch is revrs enginerd too ferm a compotr progam thet wood corec the speling of werds in a compotr docemint by runing it thrw a foto copir thay wre abl to includ a Spel Checkr in al ibm compotr shipd aftr filing two cam up wih a nam thay red the bak off the chek thay cam up wiph the name Spell Chekr a fakt wich cuss the maic comunite gief 2 theis dey

[edit] Hisstery

[edit] wara it kame fram

kno 1 nows wara it kame fram butt experst sea it kame fram billgaets butt billgaets c he didint doo it othr peopie sae it was ealbert instin butt that is a mith a slect feow see it was allwas thar butt we didint now it maybee it was a gifed fram abov this is m0st likly corect becas thar is nowthang mor havenly thaen smething that cheks you speling

[edit] Oskar Wild=

The first person too cheque hiss spelling wit a spill checker wis Oskar Wild. He vented won Wen hiss typos started to tyre hymn out. Naut too mansion awl hiss raiders woo cud naiver understand watt he wis tiring two express en Hess ridings. Pour Oskar Wild. Wen he maid the spill checker, hiss righting got butter. The spill checker sieved hiss carer. Hoo cud four git classics like "The Pitcher of Doreen Gray" or "The Impotence of being Urn Hist"?

[edit] futer of spell chek

spell chek is so perifced al redey it well bee hared to imperove on butt experst sea that in the futer spell chek well bee implanted in ower brin so no one ken spell eney thign wrang agen othrs see that spell chek well not bee needed becas what we thenk the coumputer wel tiep it for us butt that is stupind spell chek is to importent to bee replecd

[edit] wara wood we bee with out spell chek

spell chek is vary impoertent becas spell chek cheks owr speling if we didint hav spell chek to chek owr than thar wood bee knowthing to chek owr speling six graders wood get f in righting peopie woodint bee abol to reed dierctions presiden bush wood bee presiden 4 evr worled war 3 wood brak out gass pries wood supisingel bee low butt most impoertently thar wood bee knowthing to chek owr speling

[edit] relijun of of spell chek

in the lete 90s a groop of pepel mayed a relijun of spell chek finay was gating the atension it devred butt othr relijuns wara jellis off it and trid 2 stoop it butt now 1 cann stoop sell chek in dayz the relijun of spell chek beecam the bast relijun aver butt thay use al ther mony macing soled gold cherches sow thay whant bankrupt sow the most bast relijun is now moore

[edit] Utters

Utters to gait eh lawed of help form spill checkers wear hour funding faders wen they rote hour Canst-uh-to-shun and Bail ode Rates spilling Wis impotent to prey-surveying hour writes to bare harms hulled protists end halve layers en kart the spill cheque mashing wis sent two the funding faders buy Oskar Wild in a thyme mashing

Utters wood half dun we'll if they hat a spill checker pour example, Shake spear kneaded a spill checker wen he rote hes fame-us sonnets and pleas Like he wons sad “Two bee or knot two bees tat es the question”

these art tickle wis very fide ass bean spilled write buy Mack Spill Cheque soft-wear.

[edit] Akkontz

Sphell checqink akkuntz ar ae sistum ov majik xchange uzed bye wizzerds ande majes wurld wid ass n akseptade forme ove payment for the buying and selling of magical items Spell Checks operate on a system of banks which honor a Spell Check in place of an actual magik spel In a sign of disrespect to modern society and everything America stands for Spell Credit Cards are rarely accepted and Spell Cash is almost nunxistent

[edit] anicase, - wei or -hauu

9eö a7 a nambö7 of bärrie7s in 9i implementeiccön of njyw spelling sistems:

• Inglic vokabjyleöri is la7dsli ä melding of eincent Lätin, Griik, Frentc änd Zö7mänik tö7ms, witc häv veri different founiims änd äpproutsiis tu spelling. Rifo7rms tend tu feivö7 wan approutc ouvö7 9i a9ö7, risalting in ä la7ds pö7sentids of wööds 9ät mast tceins spelling to fit 9ö njyw ciim.
• 9i anjusualli la7ds nambö7 of wauvel saunds in Inglic änd 9ö smool nambö7 of wauvel lettö7s meik founemik spelling veri diffikalt to ätciiv wi9aut riso7ting to anjusual lettö7 kombineiccöns, daiakritik ma7ks or 9i introdakcön of njew lettö7s.

[edit] Cee Alszo

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