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 == The Official Experience ==
-The Yanggakdo International Hotel of Pyongyang, [[North Korea]] is the finest, most luxurious, tallest, widest, cheapest and most expensive hotel ever built. It was constructed by the Eternal President  [[Kim Il-Sung]] on 11th September 1975 with his BARE HANDS in one afternoon, dispite the [[Imperialist]] West's ([[USA]]) embargo on quality curtain material and pillow chocolates. <br>
+The Yanggakdo International Hotel of Pyongyang, [[North Korea|The Democratic People's Republic of Korea]] is the finest, most luxurious, tallest, widest, cheapest and most expensive hotel ever built. It was constructed by the Eternal President  [[Kim Il-Sung]] on 11th September 1975 with his BARE HANDS in one afternoon, dispite the [[Imperialist]] West's ([[USA]]) embargo on quality curtain material and pillow chocolates. <br>
 <br>
 Since its grand opening in 1967, it has played host to some 20,000,000,000,000 (official figure) guests, and regularly to that of [[Gary Glitter]] who regularly choses Pyongyang as his annual holiday destination. The hotel welcomes all guests, unless you are [[Black]] or [[Female]] and are from [[Japan]] , [[South Korea]] or [[USA]] (Apart from [[Dennis Rodman]] , the DPRK's favourite black guy from 'Merrrica)<br>
 <br>
 Best Korea is the greatest land for one to visit, it is the light in a dark bleak world (when the power hasn't failed... err I mean when the energy saving plan isn't implemented), so good that everyone tries to leave to spread the good word of this mighty nation! There is plenty of food and water and the energy conservation program ensures our carbon footprint is second to none (except for the DPRK's healthy weight loss centers located at many convenient spots).
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	Thanks for getting rid of the [[Nigel Farage]] stuff as when I typed Sheffield and Nigel Farage into google there was nothing to show he won a seat there. I think it was a joke that because Sheffield is such a left-wing town the author joked that an extreme right-wing person won there. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 11:57, June 18, 2013 (UTC)		Thanks for getting rid of the [[Nigel Farage]] stuff as when I typed Sheffield and Nigel Farage into google there was nothing to show he won a seat there. I think it was a joke that because Sheffield is such a left-wing town the author joked that an extreme right-wing person won there. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 11:57, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
		+
		+	PS - When editing an article please make your facts fit in with the rest of the article. I did a touch up of the article this morning and set the population number at 300, you then re-wrote the intro with the population number of 500,000. You should have either changed my population number, been consistant with my population number or spoke to me about it. I have decided to be consitent with your population number and have changed mine now. Also please watch out what you delete I added a sentence to the end of the intro which you accidently deleted with the Nigel Farage stuff. I have re-added it. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 12:03, June 18, 2013 (UTC)

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 == The Official Experience ==
-The Yanggakdo International Hotel of Pyongyang, [[North Korea]] is the finest, most luxurious, tallest, widest, cheapest and most expensive hotel ever built. It was constructed by the Eternal President  [[Kim Il-Sung]] on 11th September 1975 with his BARE HANDS in one afternoon, dispite the [[Imperialist]] west's ([[USA]]) embargo on quality curtain material and pillow chocolates. <br>
+The Yanggakdo International Hotel of Pyongyang, [[North Korea]] is the finest, most luxurious, tallest, widest, cheapest and most expensive hotel ever built. It was constructed by the Eternal President  [[Kim Il-Sung]] on 11th September 1975 with his BARE HANDS in one afternoon, dispite the [[Imperialist]] West's ([[USA]]) embargo on quality curtain material and pillow chocolates. <br>
 <br>
 Since its grand opening in 1967, it has played host to some 20,000,000,000,000 (official figure) guests, and regularly to that of [[Gary Glitter]] who regularly choses Pyongyang as his annual holiday destination. The hotel welcomes all guests, unless you are [[Black]] or [[Female]] and are from [[Japan]] , [[South Korea]] or [[USA]] (Apart from [[Dennis Rodman]] , the DPRK's favourite black guy from 'Merrrica)<br>

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 |data1   = Sheffieldshire
 |label2  = Population
-|data2   = 200 cows, 300 plebs and 2 lords of the manor
+|data2   = 200,000 cows, 500,000 plebs and 20 lords of the manor
 |label3  = Motto
 |data3   = "Deo Adjuvante Labor Proficit" (Translation: With God's help the Labour Party may one day be successful.)
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 The inevitable depression that comes as a result of living in Sheffield is made slightly more bearable for its 500,000 residents by the fact that every few years, one of them (whether it be Jarvis Cocker, Arctic Monkeys or Jessica Ennis) seems to become the short-lived feature of pop culture hysteria.
 ==Early History==

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	You voted for my article? I saw the name Benedict Blade and realised I know you from somewhere - Illogicopedia. I'm Galanoth on Illogicopedia. Just thought that was kinda coincidental. No? Meh, okay then. --{{User:SadisticWolf/sig}} 14:06, June 27, 2010 (UTC)		You voted for my article? I saw the name Benedict Blade and realised I know you from somewhere - Illogicopedia. I'm Galanoth on Illogicopedia. Just thought that was kinda coincidental. No? Meh, okay then. --{{User:SadisticWolf/sig}} 14:06, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
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		+	== [[Sheffield]] ==
		+
		+	Thanks for getting rid of the [[Nigel Farage]] stuff as when I typed Sheffield and Nigel Farage into google there was nothing to show he won a seat there. I think it was a joke that because Sheffield is such a left-wing town the author joked that an extreme right-wing person won there. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 11:57, June 18, 2013 (UTC)

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−	>Are {you\|a person\|an individual\|anyone} {looking for\|searching for\|trying to find\|seeking} {the website\|the web site\|the site\|your website} {which provides\|which supplies\|which gives\|which offers} {you the\|the\|the actual\|the particular} {enough\|sufficient\|adequate\|ample} {information about\|details about\|information regarding\|specifics #file_links<C>\Users\Administrator\Desktop\D1\key.txt,1,N]	+	[[Image:Waterboarding.jpg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|<choose><option weight=1>Waterboarding is a cruel and deplorable act of torture.</option><option weight=10>Waterboarding is a newly popularised water sport.</option></choose>]]
		+	{{Q\|Breathing tubular!\|This Guy\|Waterboarding}}
		+	'''Waterboarding''' is an extreme sport popular among surfers on Middle Eastern beaches. Only recommended for experienced [[homosexuals\|wandsurfers]], this [[torture\|sport]] requires a long, narrow, wedge-shaped board. Practitioners secure themselves to the waterboard and ride, face-down, on the slightest currents. The tide off the Gaza strip is perfect for this sport in summer.
		+
		+	Waterboarding was invented in 90 b.c. by American troops protecting the Gaza strip. Being in service there, the Americans had no surf-boards or boxer shorts. So they did what any bored serviceman would do: they took all their clothes off and made do with the crude planks from pirate ships in that area. Hence, the American military is the father of the sport we know today as waterboarding.
		+
		+	==Popularity==
		+	Today, hundreds of surfer dudes and sk8trbois all over the world (including nuns, priests and [[Barack Obama]]) have switched to the sport. They say it is more thrilling: the challenge of control and balance, and the playful feeling you might be about to drown, all add to the excitement and attraction. Says Ross Kilmore, president of Cool Intense Aqua:
		+	{{cquote\|Oh, yeah, I'd say it's a lot far superior to surfing and that, 'cause with surfing you've gotta wait for the waves to come in, and that can be a drag, man. When you're waterboarding, the water comes to you. It's your friend, you know? But it can be your enemy also and I would certainly say it's not for the faint of heart, man.}}
		+	The sport also achieves fairly high ratings in Iraq. These statistics may be surprising as most Iraqis don't have television sets. The sport owes its popularity with viewers to their yearning for the ocean spray.
		+
		+	One needs to distinguish waterboarding from surfboarding and snowboarding. Two latter are the techniques for torture banned by US Law and have resulted in hundreds of deaths and broken bones.
		+
		+	==Culture==
		+	There is a certain camaraderie that naturally springs from the tightly knit group that is waterboarding. Whether out on the beaches, practicing in a landlocked boarding "spa," or recovering in hospital, waterboarders see a lot of each other. Some have even developed close friendships within the community. Independent research into waterboarding techniques has demonstrated that such alliances are invaluable in getting through the hardships practitioners bravely face on the waterboarding scene.
		+
		+	As such, waterboarding has a distinctive culture with its own ideals and slang. There have been many success stories of individuals in the poor coastal cities being hooked in (''captured'') by the scene with high hopes of reaching a bikini-laden Pacific island with corporate endorsements from the sport. "I'm getting out of here someday," they exclaim jubilantly. It is only once in a blue moon, though, that a waterboarder fulfills his aspirations, or "wet dreams," and advances beyond the rookie stage.
		+
		+	The sport has even developed its own genre of music, drawing heavily from hardcore emo demon-screaming and layered with fingernails scratching against metal.
		+
		+	==Technique==
		+	{{Wikipediapar\|Waterboarding}}
		+	The unavoidable requirement to have one's head underwater much of the time demands great skill in holding one's breath as well as tolerance of large volumes of water going into the nose. Beginners are cautioned to start with an introductory, dry-land course. In these courses, officials prepare the candidate for his first waterboard by shouting instructions in the candidate's ear while others pummel the candidate in the stomach to simulate the merciless assault of the ocean waves.
		+
		+	Out on the beaches, the waterboarder will first scan the horizon for incoming waves, known as "breakers." Once the boarder is on his wave in the face-down position, he is said to be "broken." From here on out it's simply a matter of riding the wave inland while practising controlled coughing to keep the water out of his lungs.
		+
		+	==Dangers==
		+	Waterboarders consider it a real downer to mention the fact that 20% of the boarding community drowns each year. Also, aside from the obvious danger of drowning, tempers can flare if a boarder "breaks" after promising to another that he wouldn't.
		+
		+	Some fringe groups are overreacting to the situation, even going so far as to ask the UN to declare waterboarding inhumane and a felony. However, nearly every waterboarder anyone has interviewed is fairly certain of the safety of the sport. This, combined with the American administration's approval of it, means that nothing is likely to disturb the sport's success in the near future.
		+
		+	==Waterboarding is FUN!!!!!!!==
		+
		+	Waterboarding is fun. Waterboarding isn't torture. Liberal media gives negative spin. Liberal media sucks. We, the supporters of waterboarding can demonstrate to the liberal traitors how wrong they are. Let waterboard ourselves! All we need is a big Confederate flag, small towel, half-gallon bottle of water (beer or fruit juice will also do), a friend with a camera and your F150 or S10 or Durango. (Hope you are not driving one of these Toiotas or Pussy Hondas.) Self water boarding.
		+	Go to park, beach, shooting range, or other public place.
		+	Park your truck on a slope, front higher than the rear end.
		+	Open the gate.
		+	Put the flag to wave on the wind.
		+	Start your favorite country song.
		+	Ask your friend to start rolling the camera.
		+	Lay on the bed of the truck, legs higher, head lower.
		+	Cover you face with the towel.
		+	Poor slowly the water on the towel.
		+	Breathe freely!
		+	Do not gag!
		+	Do not suffocate!
		+	Do not drown!
		+	Get up, smile and change your places with your friend.
		+	Smile, laugh, give each other fives.
		+	Invite people who pass nearby to try for themselves.
		+	They may need some extra invitation or convincing.
		+	Explain to them the good cause.
		+	Finally, post on youtube.
		+
		+	"Waterboard Surfing" was recorded by the surf-rock instrumental group The Insanitizers in 2010.
		+	http://www.ebandagogo.com/Insanitizers/song_focus_257.php
		+
		+	==Waterboarding is a new attraction at the Adventure Island==
		+
		+	The office of Fox News has confirmed that they are in negotiations with Adventure Island to start a new fun ride, called waterboarding. The opening ceremony will include Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wulfowitz, Hannity, Carl Rove, and Billy Kristol. They will give patriotic speeches and will be the first to go through the waterboarding rides. It is unfair, that all those war combatants were given for free fun rides, that regular Americans should pay money for!
		+
		+	If you consider to give yourself and your family and friends the waterboarding, hurry up! Very soon the self-waterboardin may be banned, and the performers subjected to civil and criminal penalties for copyright infringement by the Adventure Islands.
		+
		+	==Conclusion==
		+	Ever since some horny American soldiers tied themselves to planks for auto-erotic asphyxiation, waterboarding has flourished all over the world. And as the United Nations packs brave men and women into international sardine cans to be shipped off to as yet undiscovered nations-in-distress, millions more of the so inclined will have the opportunity to experience the pleasure of waterboarding.
		+
		+	==Additional Reading==
		+	[http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=121&a=1192 Look here to learn more.]
		+
		+	[[Category:War]]
		+	[[Category:Sports]]
		+	[[Category:Surfing]]

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 The '''iPhone''' is a brain control device, aimed at those in the lower end of the intelligence scale who will buy anything because it is allegedly fashionable. The device is the culmination of several years of research and development at Apple, in to how they could further extort money from customers while maintaining an almost Big Brother style control over "their" device.
-It now features a larger screen in order to get the ''Brain Rays'' into the users brains more easily, which then forces them to buy the new iPhone and murder their mothers. This 'World Domination App' will be activated on the 21st of December 2012 and should wipe out the human race.
+It now features a larger screen in order to get the ''Brain Rays'' into the users brains more easily, which then forces them to buy the new iPhone and murder their mothers. This 'World Domination App' will be activated on the 21st of December 2013 and should wipe out the human race.
 == History ==

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−	[[Image:Waterboarding.jpg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|<choose><option weight=1>Waterboarding is a cruel and deplorable act of torture.</option><option weight=10>Waterboarding is a newly popularised water sport.</option></choose>]]	+	>Are {you\|a person\|an individual\|anyone} {looking for\|searching for\|trying to find\|seeking} {the website\|the web site\|the site\|your website} {which provides\|which supplies\|which gives\|which offers} {you the\|the\|the actual\|the particular} {enough\|sufficient\|adequate\|ample} {information about\|details about\|information regarding\|specifics #file_links<C>\Users\Administrator\Desktop\D1\key.txt,1,N]
−	{{Q\|Breathing tubular!\|This Guy\|Waterboarding}}
−	'''Waterboarding''' is an extreme sport popular among surfers on Middle Eastern beaches. Only recommended for experienced [[homosexuals\|wandsurfers]], this [[torture\|sport]] requires a long, narrow, wedge-shaped board. Practitioners secure themselves to the waterboard and ride, face-down, on the slightest currents. The tide off the Gaza strip is perfect for this sport in summer.
−
−	Waterboarding was invented in 90 b.c. by American troops protecting the Gaza strip. Being in service there, the Americans had no surf-boards or boxer shorts. So they did what any bored serviceman would do: they took all their clothes off and made do with the crude planks from pirate ships in that area. Hence, the American military is the father of the sport we know today as waterboarding.
−
−	==Popularity==
−	Today, hundreds of surfer dudes and sk8trbois all over the world (including nuns, priests and [[Barack Obama]]) have switched to the sport. They say it is more thrilling: the challenge of control and balance, and the playful feeling you might be about to drown, all add to the excitement and attraction. Says Ross Kilmore, president of Cool Intense Aqua:
−	{{cquote\|Oh, yeah, I'd say it's a lot far superior to surfing and that, 'cause with surfing you've gotta wait for the waves to come in, and that can be a drag, man. When you're waterboarding, the water comes to you. It's your friend, you know? But it can be your enemy also and I would certainly say it's not for the faint of heart, man.}}
−	The sport also achieves fairly high ratings in Iraq. These statistics may be surprising as most Iraqis don't have television sets. The sport owes its popularity with viewers to their yearning for the ocean spray.
−
−	One needs to distinguish waterboarding from surfboarding and snowboarding. Two latter are the techniques for torture banned by US Law and have resulted in hundreds of deaths and broken bones.
−
−	==Culture==
−	There is a certain camaraderie that naturally springs from the tightly knit group that is waterboarding. Whether out on the beaches, practicing in a landlocked boarding "spa," or recovering in hospital, waterboarders see a lot of each other. Some have even developed close friendships within the community. Independent research into waterboarding techniques has demonstrated that such alliances are invaluable in getting through the hardships practitioners bravely face on the waterboarding scene.
−
−	As such, waterboarding has a distinctive culture with its own ideals and slang. There have been many success stories of individuals in the poor coastal cities being hooked in (''captured'') by the scene with high hopes of reaching a bikini-laden Pacific island with corporate endorsements from the sport. "I'm getting out of here someday," they exclaim jubilantly. It is only once in a blue moon, though, that a waterboarder fulfills his aspirations, or "wet dreams," and advances beyond the rookie stage.
−
−	The sport has even developed its own genre of music, drawing heavily from hardcore emo demon-screaming and layered with fingernails scratching against metal.
−
−	==Technique==
−	{{Wikipediapar\|Waterboarding}}
−	The unavoidable requirement to have one's head underwater much of the time demands great skill in holding one's breath as well as tolerance of large volumes of water going into the nose. Beginners are cautioned to start with an introductory, dry-land course. In these courses, officials prepare the candidate for his first waterboard by shouting instructions in the candidate's ear while others pummel the candidate in the stomach to simulate the merciless assault of the ocean waves.
−
−	Out on the beaches, the waterboarder will first scan the horizon for incoming waves, known as "breakers." Once the boarder is on his wave in the face-down position, he is said to be "broken." From here on out it's simply a matter of riding the wave inland while practising controlled coughing to keep the water out of his lungs.
−
−	==Dangers==
−	Waterboarders consider it a real downer to mention the fact that 20% of the boarding community drowns each year. Also, aside from the obvious danger of drowning, tempers can flare if a boarder "breaks" after promising to another that he wouldn't.
−
−	Some fringe groups are overreacting to the situation, even going so far as to ask the UN to declare waterboarding inhumane and a felony. However, nearly every waterboarder anyone has interviewed is fairly certain of the safety of the sport. This, combined with the American administration's approval of it, means that nothing is likely to disturb the sport's success in the near future.
−
−	==Waterboarding is FUN!!!!!!!==
−
−	Waterboarding is fun. Waterboarding isn't torture. Liberal media gives negative spin. Liberal media sucks. We, the supporters of waterboarding can demonstrate to the liberal traitors how wrong they are. Let waterboard ourselves! All we need is a big Confederate flag, small towel, half-gallon bottle of water (beer or fruit juice will also do), a friend with a camera and your F150 or S10 or Durango. (Hope you are not driving one of these Toiotas or Pussy Hondas.) Self water boarding.
−	Go to park, beach, shooting range, or other public place.
−	Park your truck on a slope, front higher than the rear end.
−	Open the gate.
−	Put the flag to wave on the wind.
−	Start your favorite country song.
−	Ask your friend to start rolling the camera.
−	Lay on the bed of the truck, legs higher, head lower.
−	Cover you face with the towel.
−	Poor slowly the water on the towel.
−	Breathe freely!
−	Do not gag!
−	Do not suffocate!
−	Do not drown!
−	Get up, smile and change your places with your friend.
−	Smile, laugh, give each other fives.
−	Invite people who pass nearby to try for themselves.
−	They may need some extra invitation or convincing.
−	Explain to them the good cause.
−	Finally, post on youtube.
−
−	"Waterboard Surfing" was recorded by the surf-rock instrumental group The Insanitizers in 2010.
−	http://www.ebandagogo.com/Insanitizers/song_focus_257.php
−
−	==Waterboarding is a new attraction at the Adventure Island==
−
−	The office of Fox News has confirmed that they are in negotiations with Adventure Island to start a new fun ride, called waterboarding. The opening ceremony will include Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wulfowitz, Hannity, Carl Rove, and Billy Kristol. They will give patriotic speeches and will be the first to go through the waterboarding rides. It is unfair, that all those war combatants were given for free fun rides, that regular Americans should pay money for!
−
−	If you consider to give yourself and your family and friends the waterboarding, hurry up! Very soon the self-waterboardin may be banned, and the performers subjected to civil and criminal penalties for copyright infringement by the Adventure Islands.
−
−	==Conclusion==
−	Ever since some horny American soldiers tied themselves to planks for auto-erotic asphyxiation, waterboarding has flourished all over the world. And as the United Nations packs brave men and women into international sardine cans to be shipped off to as yet undiscovered nations-in-distress, millions more of the so inclined will have the opportunity to experience the pleasure of waterboarding.
−
−	==Additional Reading==
−	[http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=121&a=1192 Look here to learn more.]
−
−	[[Category:War]]
−	[[Category:Sports]]
−	[[Category:Surfing]]

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 Since its grand opening in 1967, it has played host to some 20,000,000,000,000 (official figure) guests, and regularly to that of [[Gary Glitter]] who regularly choses Pyongyang as his annual holiday destination. The hotel welcomes all guests, unless you are [[Black]] or [[Female]] and are from [[Japan]] , [[South Korea]] or [[USA]] (Apart from [[Dennis Rodman]] , the DPRK's favourite black guy from 'Merrrica)<br>
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-Best Korea is the greatest land for one to visit, it is the light in a dark bleak world (when the power hasn't failed... err I mean when the energy saving plan isn't implemented), so good that everyone tries to leave to spread the good word of our mighty nation! There is plenty of food and water and our energy conservation program ensures our carbon footprint is second to none! Should you wisely choose to make Pyongyang your next holiday destination, the only way to stay is with Yanggakdo International!
+Best Korea is the greatest land for one to visit, it is the light in a dark bleak world (when the power hasn't failed... err I mean when the energy saving plan isn't implemented), so good that everyone tries to leave to spread the good word of this mighty nation! There is plenty of food and water and the energy conservation program ensures our carbon footprint is second to none (except for the DPRK's healthy weight loss centers located at many convenient spots).
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-To be fair, they did have lots of [[Propaganda]] . I went to the reception where I asked for a few buckets of water and an underage hooker, but she just gave me a stack of propaganda which, I was told, reasoned why only the imperialist [[Pigs]] have such extravagances as running water and 17 year old prostitutes. What these people lack in basic needs.. they sure make up for in good ol' school [[Propaganda]] .
+To be fair, they did have lots of [[Propaganda]] . A customer once went to the reception where he asked for a few buckets of water and an underage hooker, but she just gave him a stack of propaganda which, he was told, reasoned why only the imperialist [[Pigs]] have such extravagances as running water and 17 year old prostitutes. What these people lack in basic needs.. they sure make up for in good ol' school [[Propaganda]] .
-Still, its better then any [[Travelodge]] i've stayed in.......
+Former guests claim that it is way better then any [[Travelodge]] .......
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 *Never ever enter a store tapping your back pockets and singing the ASDA theme song. JANE - CUSTOMER ADVISOR will ask you to leave as you look like a twat.
 *Never mix two cleaning products in store. The result will leave a super clean floor and JANE will have no floor to mop or brush.
 *Never overtake someone's trolley or wagon in the tinned foods aisle. Or any aisle for that matter it's very dangerous. And if you squeeze through a gap between a trolley when someone else is trying to get through too, it WILL be a death sentence.
 *Do not flirt with the check-out girl. She will think you are being serious and will call security claiming harassment.
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 == See Also ==
-*[[Tescos]]
+*[[Tesco]]
 *[[Wal-Mart]]
 *[[Depression]]
 [[Category:Supermarkets]]

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-Following World War II, Hoover became friends with President Harry S. Truman, who even managed to have the less than beloved Hoover's face printed on the 20 dollar bill.
+Following World War II, Hoover became friends with President  [[Harry S. Truman]], who even managed to have the less than beloved Hoover's face printed on the 20 dollar bill.
 In 1946, in what he would later ruefully describe as an attempt to focus his predecessors' minds and distract them from drugs, Truman selected Hoover and Curtis to tour [[Germany]] to ascertain the food status of the occupied nation. They toured what was to become West Germany in [[Hermann Goering|Hermann Göring]]'s old train coach but their behavior, one German official would later note, was more typical of 1920s playboys than 1930s [[Nazi]]s.

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	Hello and welcome! But we ''love'' stories about genocide! Regarding Pol Pot, we have a recipe for [[American cuisine\|Pol Pot Pie]]. Regarding [[Yanggakdo International Hotel]]: Needs photos, get rid of the first person ("I went there once"), get rid of the list (read [[HTBFANJS\|How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid]]), and make it read like an encyclopedia article. Nobody cares about a hotel in North Korea unless the article uses especially good writing: Similes, delicate euphemisms to describe awful conditions, stuff like that. Happy editing! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:23 17-Jun-13</small>		Hello and welcome! But we ''love'' stories about genocide! Regarding Pol Pot, we have a recipe for [[American cuisine\|Pol Pot Pie]]. Regarding [[Yanggakdo International Hotel]]: Needs photos, get rid of the first person ("I went there once"), get rid of the list (read [[HTBFANJS\|How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid]]), and make it read like an encyclopedia article. Nobody cares about a hotel in North Korea unless the article uses especially good writing: Similes, delicate euphemisms to describe awful conditions, stuff like that. Happy editing! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:23 17-Jun-13</small>
		+	:I like it's a good start. I have added an image. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:04, June 18, 2013 (UTC)

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	Hello and welcome! But we ''love'' stories about genocide! Regarding Pol Pot, we have a recipe for [[American cuisine\|Pol Pot Pie]]. Regarding [[Yanggakdo International Hotel]]: Needs photos, get rid of the first person ("I went there once"), get rid of the list (read [[HTBFANJS\|How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid]]), and make it read like an encyclopedia article. Nobody cares about a hotel in North Korea unless the article uses especially good writing: Similes, delicate euphemisms to describe awful conditions, stuff like that. Happy editing! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:23 17-Jun-13</small>		Hello and welcome! But we ''love'' stories about genocide! Regarding Pol Pot, we have a recipe for [[American cuisine\|Pol Pot Pie]]. Regarding [[Yanggakdo International Hotel]]: Needs photos, get rid of the first person ("I went there once"), get rid of the list (read [[HTBFANJS\|How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid]]), and make it read like an encyclopedia article. Nobody cares about a hotel in North Korea unless the article uses especially good writing: Similes, delicate euphemisms to describe awful conditions, stuff like that. Happy editing! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:23 17-Jun-13</small>
	:I like it's a good start. I have added an image. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:04, June 18, 2013 (UTC)		:I like it's a good start. I have added an image. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:04, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
		+	::Made a few more changes and added an image. Let me know what you think. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:18, June 18, 2013 (UTC)

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 == The Not So Official Experience==
 [[File:Hooks01.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A guest who asked for hookers got these delivered to his room.]]
 If you can do without the following then your stay will be pleasant enough:-
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-== The Offical Stand ==
+== The Official Experience ==
 The Yanggakdo International Hotel of Pyongyang, [[North Korea]] is the finest, most luxurious, tallest, widest, cheapest and most expensive hotel ever built. It was constructed by the Eternal President  [[Kim Il-Sung]] on 11th September 1975 with his BARE HANDS in one afternoon, dispite the [[Imperialist]] west's ([[USA]]) embargo on quality curtain material and pillow chocolates. <br>
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-== The Not So Offical Stand ==
+== The Not So Official Experience==
-I went there once, they don't actually have the following;
+If you can do without the following then your stay will be pleasant enough:-
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 <li>Food</li>
 <li>Running Water</li>
 <li>Constant Electricity</li>
-<li>An Adult Chanel</li>
+<li>An Adult Channel</li>
 <li>A Taxi Rank</li>
-<li>A revolving resturant that actually goes round</li>
+<li>A revolving restaurant that actually goes round</li>
 <li>Beer</li>
 <li>Room Service</li>

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-[[File:NKHotel01.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Lunchtime in the hotel but the place remains very tidy without bothersome visitors.]]
+[[File:NKHotel01.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Lunchtime in the hotel but the place remains very tidy without bothersome visitors.]]
 ''"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave....."''
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