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Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

2013-05-20T16:43:30Z

‎Trying too hard to make an acronym fit a pre-chosen word:

User talk:Anton199

2013-05-20T16:41:06Z

An Abuse Filter to catch swear words? I bleepin' don't think so!

User talk:Anton199

2013-05-20T16:37:36Z

‎Swearing in articles:

Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

2013-05-20T16:37:02Z

‎People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata:

Russian

2013-05-20T16:36:40Z

←Undid revision 5694097 by Anton199 (talk)

Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

2013-05-20T16:34:56Z

‎Worst 100 Ways of Being a Dick:

Russian

2013-05-20T16:34:17Z

Anton199 moved page Russian to User:Anton199/Russian

User talk:Llwy-ar-lawr

2013-05-20T16:33:46Z

‎Hi there:

The Simpsons

2013-05-20T16:33:14Z

‎The Simpsons Today:

Russian

2013-05-20T16:32:32Z

←Blanked the page

Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

2013-05-20T16:30:52Z

‎Feroze & Suleiman:

User talk:Anton199

2013-05-20T16:26:50Z

‎Swearing in articles:

Forum:Colourful quotes, to say the least

2013-05-20T16:22:22Z

Forum:Competition Time

2013-05-20T16:20:27Z

User talk:Furry

2013-05-20T16:04:22Z

‎Broken redirects: New section

HowTo:Make a Fat Girl

2013-05-20T16:02:12Z

SPIKE deleted page HowTo:Make a Fat Girl Broken redirect

How To:Make a Fat Girl

2013-05-20T16:01:40Z

SPIKE deleted page How To:Make a Fat Girl Broken redirect

47

2013-05-20T16:01:12Z

SPIKE deleted page 47 Broken redirect

Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

2013-05-20T15:27:05Z

‎{{VFDc|Genius Factor Games}}: Numbered list; reply to "TheDarthMoogle"

Talk:Check If You Are The Polackophob!

2013-05-20T15:22:16Z

SPIKE moved page Talk:Check If You Are The Polackophob! to User talk:Zim ulator/Check If You Are The Polackophob! without leaving a redirect Userspaced after 5 days on VFD; vote running 0-4 to delete

Check If You Are The Polackophob!

2013-05-20T15:22:16Z

SPIKE moved page Check If You Are The Polackophob! to User:Zim ulator/Check If You Are The Polackophob! without leaving a redirect Userspaced after 5 days on VFD; vote running 0-4 to delete

Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

2013-05-20T15:21:50Z

‎Check If You Are The Polackophob!: Userspaced

User:InMooseWeTrust/Tripura

2013-05-20T15:18:43Z

Created page with "Tripura is a state in Northeast India. ==Hello=="

New page

Tripura is a state in Northeast India.

==Hello==

User:InMooseWeTrust

2013-05-20T15:18:11Z

‎My Articles:

Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

2013-05-20T15:00:40Z

‎Check If You Are The Polackophob!

User:Sekafan2

2013-05-20T14:55:21Z

Sekafan2 created a user account

Michigan

2013-05-20T14:43:26Z

‎Foreign takeovers: Add: bankruptcy of Detroit

UnNews:Government official's decree causes bra brouhaha

2013-05-20T14:23:16Z

Puzzle potato

2013-05-20T14:02:25Z

‎Powers:

User:Test user 20-May-13 1555

2013-05-20T14:01:35Z

Test user 20-May-13 1555 created a user account

Template:LangName gv

2013-05-20T13:40:16Z

Created page with "Manx<noinclude>Category:Language name templates</noinclude>"

New page

Manx<noinclude>[[Category:Language name templates]]</noinclude>

The Simpsons

2013-05-20T13:33:22Z

eo iw

User talk:InsidiousTroll

2013-05-20T13:07:47Z

‎User:InsidiousTroll/HowTo:Dispose of a Body: new section

Bermuda Triangle

2013-05-20T13:02:14Z

Reverted edit(s) of 86.167.234.5 (talk) to last version by 76.226.152.114

Wanker

2013-05-20T13:01:50Z

Reverted edit(s) of 66.0.92.202 (talk) to last version by Prime2incher

Guinea pig

2013-05-20T12:58:04Z

Delete listy parts, YouTube links, and stuff after end of article

Homer

2013-05-20T12:56:11Z

eo iw

User:70.126.29.80

2013-05-20T12:54:44Z

SPIKE blocked 70.126.29.80 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 day Enough time to read UN:HTBFANJS so your insertions are actually funny

W

2013-05-20T12:54:02Z

Reverted edit(s) of 70.126.29.80 (talk) to last version by Simsilikesims

Harry Potter (books)

2013-05-20T12:53:19Z

Reverted edit(s) of 70.126.29.80 (talk) to last version by SPIKE

The Descent

2013-05-20T12:51:51Z

Reverted edit(s) of 92.6.102.98 (talk) to last version by SPIKE

User talk:Rawlinscollege

2013-05-20T12:50:38Z

Welcome; on the problem you reported

New page

==Welcome to Uncyclopedia==
[[File:Spike the Dog (06b).jpg|thumb|right|Spike is a grumpy old dog. You can stroke his fur, or you can be smitten by his stick. It is up to you.]]
Hello, {{<includeonly>subst:</includeonly>BASEPAGENAME}}, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in writing fake news stories, we have [[UnNews]], and there are other projects for [[UnScripts|scripts]], [[UnLyrics|lyrics]], [[HowTo|how-to guides]], and so on.

;What you can do
You can create your own article. For starters, create it under your own name; for example, [[User:{{<includeonly>subst:</includeonly>BASEPAGENAME}}/Bedbug]]. (The red instead of blue is a link to a page that doesn't yet exist.) We have a [[Uncyclopedia:Requested articles|list]] of articles that need to be created. You can help without writing articles; just read articles and, if you see an improvement in writing or in comedy, jump in and edit it. In fact, you can help without writing at all, such as organizing, [[Special:RecentChanges|watching]] for vandals, or even greeting other new users.

;What you need
To write articles, you need a sense of humor and an ability to write good English. We all have strengths and weaknesses and you can get help in any area. But everyone needs an ability to work with other people. Be polite, positive, and helpful toward others, and assume others are doing the same toward you.

;What to read
Here are some pages that might help you:
*[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|Beginner's Guide]]
*[[Help:Contents|Help pages]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|Our vanity policies]]: Why we don't want articles about your friends, and probably not about your school
*And, if you need to learn what is funny, what is not, and what seems funny except that it's been tried a hundred times here already, read "[[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid]]."

;For personal help
*The [[UN:AA|administrators]] are willing to help you, and several Uncyclopedians are willing to [[UN:AAN|adopt you]].
*I will watch this page for a while and will know if you edit it. Afterward, you can contact me on [[User talk:SPIKE|my own talk page]].
*If you've written an article, we have a [[Proofreading service]] where someone will correct your mistakes, and a [[UN:PEE|review process]] where an experienced Uncyclopedian will read your article and suggest improvements.

;How to post to talk pages
Please follow these general rules:
*Add comments at the end of a talk page so people notice them.
*Start your paragraphs with one or more : characters to indent them and set them off from other people's posts.
*At the end, type ~~<nowiki />~~ (four tildes), which gets replaced by your user name and the current date and time.
*Don't delete anyone's messages. In case of any controversy, we depend on an accurate record of what was written. You may disavow your remarks by <s>striking them through like this.</s>

I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}12:50 20-May-13

==The problem you reported==
Hello and welcome! Thank you for picking a user name. I too have noticed that thumbnails don't update promptly at [[Special:Upload]]; this is baffling because it looks as though one's upload didn't take. I think there is one set of servers serving up pages and images, and another set accepting edits and uploads, and depending on workload, there is a time lag between them.

The above welcome explains how to easily sign and date your posts to talk pages. Happy editing! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}12:50 20-May-13

User:Matthlock/Article about stuff III

2013-05-20T12:47:48Z

Reverted edit(s) of 176.195.29.155 (talk) to last version by Romartus

Show changes

User talk:Cheynestoking

2013-05-20T12:44:16Z

Welcome; clever editing but resembles UN:CB at Dingwall

New page

==Welcome to Uncyclopedia==
[[File:Spike the Dog (06b).jpg|thumb|right|Spike is a grumpy old dog. You can stroke his fur, or you can be smitten by his stick. It is up to you.]]
Hello, {{<includeonly>subst:</includeonly>BASEPAGENAME}}, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in writing fake news stories, we have [[UnNews]], and there are other projects for [[UnScripts|scripts]], [[UnLyrics|lyrics]], [[HowTo|how-to guides]], and so on.

;What you can do
You can create your own article. For starters, create it under your own name; for example, [[User:{{<includeonly>subst:</includeonly>BASEPAGENAME}}/Bedbug]]. (The red instead of blue is a link to a page that doesn't yet exist.) We have a [[Uncyclopedia:Requested articles|list]] of articles that need to be created. You can help without writing articles; just read articles and, if you see an improvement in writing or in comedy, jump in and edit it. In fact, you can help without writing at all, such as organizing, [[Special:RecentChanges|watching]] for vandals, or even greeting other new users.

;What you need
To write articles, you need a sense of humor and an ability to write good English. We all have strengths and weaknesses and you can get help in any area. But everyone needs an ability to work with other people. Be polite, positive, and helpful toward others, and assume others are doing the same toward you.

;What to read
Here are some pages that might help you:
*[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|Beginner's Guide]]
*[[Help:Contents|Help pages]]
*[[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|Our vanity policies]]: Why we don't want articles about your friends, and probably not about your school
*And, if you need to learn what is funny, what is not, and what seems funny except that it's been tried a hundred times here already, read "[[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid]]."

;For personal help
*The [[UN:AA|administrators]] are willing to help you, and several Uncyclopedians are willing to [[UN:AAN|adopt you]].
*I will watch this page for a while and will know if you edit it. Afterward, you can contact me on [[User talk:SPIKE|my own talk page]].
*If you've written an article, we have a [[Proofreading service]] where someone will correct your mistakes, and a [[UN:PEE|review process]] where an experienced Uncyclopedian will read your article and suggest improvements.

;How to post to talk pages
Please follow these general rules:
*Add comments at the end of a talk page so people notice them.
*Start your paragraphs with one or more : characters to indent them and set them off from other people's posts.
*At the end, type ~~<nowiki />~~ (four tildes), which gets replaced by your user name and the current date and time.
*Don't delete anyone's messages. In case of any controversy, we depend on an accurate record of what was written. You may disavow your remarks by <s>striking them through like this.</s>

I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}12:44 20-May-13

==[[Dingwall]]==
Hello and welcome! In this article, you seem to be writing about specific individuals who are not celebrities (as in having a Wikipedia article). Your writing is so clever that it's interesting reading even not knowing the characters. However, using our site to write mean things about private persons is [[UN:CB|cyberbullying]], which we promptly enforce by banning users. In your case, it's not clear these persons are real, but that brings up a separate problem: How is the reader to know? The topic might not interest the general Uncyclopedia reader, including those few on this side of the ocean. And if we get unskilled visitors from Dingwall itself, they might feel free to add paragraphs (more likely single lines) on their own personal nemeses. Keep this in mind. Separately, please do not stack up photos but move them around to break up runs of text. Happy editing! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}12:44 20-May-13

User talk:Anton199

2013-05-20T12:35:10Z

‎Swearing in articles: Full disclosure

User talk:Simsilikesims

2013-05-20T12:29:35Z

‎Genius Factor Games: new section

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 == [[Trying too hard to make an acronym fit a pre-chosen word]] ==
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+|keep=#{{Keep}} I know it is awful but that is because of the content and humour. The concept is fine and very good comedians can make something like this funny. It can be fixed with improvement and probably needs to be a HowTo (HowTo:Try to hard to make an acronym fit a pre-chosen work). It requires a bit of effort from a user. Unfortunately I have exams at the moment and I don't think I am good enough to make this funny (I could give it a try next week if it is still around). I vote to keep it to give inspiration to what could potentially be a great article. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}}  16:41, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
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	::Is it possible to create a program which will react to several swear words, like it does to external links? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:26, May 20, 2013 (UTC)		::Is it possible to create a program which will react to several swear words, like it does to external links? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:26, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
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		+	I can easily write an Abuse Filter (the thing that flags insertion of external links) that would be triggered by an edit that added a line containing an obscenity. I do not know how to make it count occurrences. However, addition of an external link is something I always want to take a look at. I will not always want to take a look at an edit that adds an obscenity. (I'm getting tired just thinking about that!) There is a difference between you and I agreeing that obscenity is not the highest quality writing, and a site-wide consensus that we will not permit anything of lower quality, which is a consensus we would never achieve. An Abuse Filter would only be appropriate if we were trying to eliminate obscenity entirely, and I gave you two examples above of cases where even I chose to use it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:41 20-May-13</small>

	==Review of [[HowTo:Write a HowTo that will get featured]]==		==Review of [[HowTo:Write a HowTo that will get featured]]==

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 (Full disclosure: I made sport of swearing Texans in [[Jam Jesus#Advertising the new communion|Jam Jesus]], and am quite willing to swear for a specific purpose, such as in the photo caption of [[UnNews:UnNews wire hacked; President is unhurt]].  However, at [[UnNews:Baseballer detonates bomb in Boston but walks free]], using the sports-page euphemism "bleeping" did the job perfectly. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:35 20-May-13</small>)
- Is it possible to create a program which will react to several swear words, like it does to external links? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:26, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
+::Is it possible to create a program which will react to several swear words, like it does to external links? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:26, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
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 #:Yup; and the right way to do this and maintain our encyclopedia façade is to pick a country and parody it. Only, that constrains the author to parody something real, rather than go completely freestyle. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:52 17-May-13</small>
 #{{Delete}} Awful. Why don't they ever learn what encyclopedic means. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}}  20:23, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
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 #{{Delete}}If there was a vote for execution then this so-called article would be number one on my list and number one of the list of my new article: 100 ways of writing dickish articles, which I made up just now after seeing this. I'm surprised that the article itself wasn't on the list. It's mutilated head should be displayed on the main page as a warning to any IP vandals popping by. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}}  15:21, May 14, 2013 (UTC)
 #{{Delete}} I considered editing it to include ScottPats suggestion that the article be on it's own list. When I saw what a troll magnet it was, however, I begged off with the excuse that I feared it was catching. Kill this thing immediately! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 14:55, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
 #{{Delete}}. NRV. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|04:34 20 May 2013}}
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	:It's not too bad. Only problem is the lack of users. Maybe things will be better once I've locally disabled the global blocks - there are an awful lot of them and who knows how many potentially useful contributors use those IPs. Sure it'll open the door to more vandalism, but I can handle that. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig}} 22:51, May 19, 2013 (UTC)		:It's not too bad. Only problem is the lack of users. Maybe things will be better once I've locally disabled the global blocks - there are an awful lot of them and who knows how many potentially useful contributors use those IPs. Sure it'll open the door to more vandalism, but I can handle that. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig}} 22:51, May 19, 2013 (UTC)
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		+	::Well it's good to hear that all is well and we're glad that you keep up editing on this site as well. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 16:33, May 20, 2013 (UTC)

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 [[File:Simpsons-1.gif|thumb|left|Why You Little *<small><small>finish quote</small></small>*!]]
-[[File:Realhomer.jpg|thumb|right|200px|In 2009, The Simpsons got shadows. In 2012, using the experimental [[SuperUltraReal3D]] technology, this is what Homer Simpsons might look like.]]
+[[File:Realhomer.jpg|thumb|right|200px|In 2009, The Simpsons got shadows. In 2015, using the experimental [[SuperUltraReal3D]] technology, this is what Homer Simpsons might look like.]]
 Today, the Simpsons represent that part of the shows which you "watch only because there is not much things to watch on a Wednesday night and honestly you don't feel like getting up for the remote even though it's just underneath your ass" along with things like "Fox Comedy Central", slowly but inevitably making its way to the total boredom of "King of the Hill". Matt Groening has been known to pay blind people to sit and watch the show, kidnap stars for guest appearances and even trying to raise the dead from the graves in order to lure people away from real sitcom rip-offs into gaining the audience back in all the ways possible.

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 #{{Keep}} This article is okay, yet needs tidying in the quotes dept. later on and a few minor changes to get readers to go 'aha, this is a bunch of bollocks!'. I don't see this as a vanity article as, well, the company clearly doesn't exist. --[[User:TheDarthMoogle|TheDarthMoogle]] ([[User talk:TheDarthMoogle|talk]]) 08:52, May 9, 2013 (UTC)
 #:The fact that the company doesn't exist is the very proof that authors are not writing about anything but themselves, that is, vanity. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:31 9-May-13</small>
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 #{{Delete}} This article is not poorly written; but Google has only two exact matches for this alleged consultancy: We are the first, and the second is a stub article at a business locator that "located" this business through Uncyclopedia. [[UN:CM|Codeine's Mum]] never worked there. It's a vanity project of a small clique. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:56 7-May-13</small>
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 #{{Delete}} I agree with Spike as I saw Codeine's Mum the other day and she said she hadn't heard of it. Also why are the staff members the KKK? Random and pointless.{{User:ScottPat/sig2}}  05:49, May 10, 2013 (UTC)
 #{{Delete}} Shame someone wasted so much time on it. {{User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/sig}} 16:14, May 13, 2013 (UTC)
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	(Full disclosure: I made sport of swearing Texans in [[Jam Jesus#Advertising the new communion\|Jam Jesus]], and am quite willing to swear for a specific purpose, such as in the photo caption of [[UnNews:UnNews wire hacked; President is unhurt]]. However, at [[UnNews:Baseballer detonates bomb in Boston but walks free]], using the sports-page euphemism "bleeping" did the job perfectly. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:35 20-May-13</small>)		(Full disclosure: I made sport of swearing Texans in [[Jam Jesus#Advertising the new communion\|Jam Jesus]], and am quite willing to swear for a specific purpose, such as in the photo caption of [[UnNews:UnNews wire hacked; President is unhurt]]. However, at [[UnNews:Baseballer detonates bomb in Boston but walks free]], using the sports-page euphemism "bleeping" did the job perfectly. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:35 20-May-13</small>)
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		+	Is it possible to create a program which will react to several swear words, like it does to external links? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:26, May 20, 2013 (UTC)

	==Review of [[HowTo:Write a HowTo that will get featured]]==		==Review of [[HowTo:Write a HowTo that will get featured]]==

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	Clearly someone has a major gripe with this place. And a rather silly amount of free time to be able to catch a plane halfway round the world every few hours to post rude quotes concerning anyone and everyone on as many pages as is feasible on as many different computers as possible. I even found one to do with ME O______o		Clearly someone has a major gripe with this place. And a rather silly amount of free time to be able to catch a plane halfway round the world every few hours to post rude quotes concerning anyone and everyone on as many pages as is feasible on as many different computers as possible. I even found one to do with ME O______o
	But I'm guessing you can't just ban the Internet. Who has this site really pissed off? --[[User:TheDarthMoogle\|TheDarthMoogle]] ([[User talk:TheDarthMoogle\|talk]]) 08:07, May 20, 2013 (UTC)		But I'm guessing you can't just ban the Internet. Who has this site really pissed off? --[[User:TheDarthMoogle\|TheDarthMoogle]] ([[User talk:TheDarthMoogle\|talk]]) 08:07, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
		+	:Everyone. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3\|04:22 20 May 2013}}

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	::We all write an article for this competition and then they are judged to find out which one is the best in each category like: humour, images, satire etc. The winners of the categories get a special template and so does the overall winner and they are judged with scores out of 50 like pee reviews. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:54, May 19, 2013 (UTC)		::We all write an article for this competition and then they are judged to find out which one is the best in each category like: humour, images, satire etc. The winners of the categories get a special template and so does the overall winner and they are judged with scores out of 50 like pee reviews. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:54, May 19, 2013 (UTC)
	:::Perhaps it could be limited to a particular UnProject? A HowTo or something of that ilk. Competitions are a lot better and more rewarding to get involved with if there's a clearly defined set of limits. Add a particular theme peeps should write about. --[[User:TheDarthMoogle\|TheDarthMoogle]] ([[User talk:TheDarthMoogle\|talk]]) 07:55, May 20, 2013 (UTC)		:::Perhaps it could be limited to a particular UnProject? A HowTo or something of that ilk. Competitions are a lot better and more rewarding to get involved with if there's a clearly defined set of limits. Add a particular theme peeps should write about. --[[User:TheDarthMoogle\|TheDarthMoogle]] ([[User talk:TheDarthMoogle\|talk]]) 07:55, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
		+	::::Or we could run a [[UN:PLS\|PLS]]. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3\|04:20 20 May 2013}}

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	== Too many $%$% Unpatrolled flags on this $%$% wiki! ==		== Too many $%$% Unpatrolled flags on this $%$% wiki! ==
	Furry, there is another piece of technical work we need: There are perhaps thousands of vandal edits left where the text of the page has been manually repaired but the edits are still officially "unpatrolled." My only way of clearing these flags so that the Patrol feature becomes useful once again is to walk through individual edits; this takes me more than a minute to repair a single article. Could we get a JavaScript button to mark every edit shown in a page history as Patrolled? (Ideally, any edit window should give a trusted editor the ability to click that he considers the entire page patrolled.) Separately, many of the old pages in <code>Forum:</code> have not been repaired. This might be doable by 'bot, though not merely by rollback of the last IP edit. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:52 18-May-13</small>		Furry, there is another piece of technical work we need: There are perhaps thousands of vandal edits left where the text of the page has been manually repaired but the edits are still officially "unpatrolled." My only way of clearing these flags so that the Patrol feature becomes useful once again is to walk through individual edits; this takes me more than a minute to repair a single article. Could we get a JavaScript button to mark every edit shown in a page history as Patrolled? (Ideally, any edit window should give a trusted editor the ability to click that he considers the entire page patrolled.) Separately, many of the old pages in <code>Forum:</code> have not been repaired. This might be doable by 'bot, though not merely by rollback of the last IP edit. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>11:52 18-May-13</small>
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		+	== Broken redirects ==
		+	Here is another chronic technical problem: Eight of the items at [[Special:BrokenRedirects]] have been there for a long time, and it is impossible to remove these entries by deleting the redirect. (You get told it has already been deleted.) {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:04 20-May-13</small>

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 {{Votervfd|time=07:50, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
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-|keep={{Keep}} I think this article should be deleted.... but only when its author will finish it, so we will be able to judge if it is a vanity or not. Did you visit its history: it says it was created yesterday. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 08:29, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
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-:I did in fact visit the history. The construction tag wasn't put there by the IP that made it, and I will scrawl "fancy that" into my forehead with a drill if they every come back. --[[User:TheDarthMoogle|TheDarthMoogle]] ([[User talk:TheDarthMoogle|talk]]) 08:55, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
+#{{Keep}} I think this article should be deleted.... but only when its author will finish it, so we will be able to judge if it is a vanity or not. Did you visit its history: it says it was created yesterday. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 08:29, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
-Let's just wait and see. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 09:50, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
+#:I did in fact visit the history. The construction tag wasn't put there by the IP that made it, and I will scrawl "fancy that" into my forehead with a drill if they every come back. --[[User:TheDarthMoogle|TheDarthMoogle]] ([[User talk:TheDarthMoogle|talk]]) 08:55, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
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-|delete= {{Delete}} Vanity article fo' sure, probably should've put it on QVFD --[[User:TheDarthMoogle|TheDarthMoogle]] ([[User talk:TheDarthMoogle|talk]]) 07:50, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
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	Snuff, the company behind the movie, deliberately released the film earlier than planned, forcing it to appear in theatres before an actual caving-horror documentary titled ''The Cave''. According to director Neil Marshall, this was ''“just to try and beat The Cave to the punch, make The Cave look dumb, you know, piss on their chips a bit.”''		Snuff, the company behind the movie, deliberately released the film earlier than planned, forcing it to appear in theatres before an actual caving-horror documentary titled ''The Cave''. According to director Neil Marshall, this was ''“just to try and beat The Cave to the punch, make The Cave look dumb, you know, piss on their chips a bit.”''
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		+	==Controversy==
		+	[[Image:chrisrock.gif\|180px\|thumb\|The Chris Rock from the movie, in ''no'' way similar to the islamic black Rock]]
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		+	Even fake documentaries can kick up a sand-storm of controversy; mind you a home made cookery video could piss of [[Islam]] if a [[dog]] was involved. However, no ''dogs'' were harmed during the making of The Descent; just the feelings of several billion [[Muslims]] who complained that the mutant’s barbaric religion was ''"too similar to Islam"''.
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		+	One such torturously offended Moslem even decided to take action by blowing himself, and an advert for the film, to pieces, although as well as the advert, sadly, a number twenty-seven bus and its passengers got totalled as well. This is one reason why the movie posters are so basic and inoffensive another is, quite simply, a lack of funding.

	==Sequels==		==Sequels==

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-== [[Check If You Are The Polackophob!]] ==
+== {{VFDc|Check If You Are The Polackophob!}} ==
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 #{{Delete}} As I can see the purpose of this article is to convince a reader that he hates Polish people and then swear at him because he is such a person. Several jokes could be good, if put into a normal article. Test just makes them unfunny. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 13:39, May 19, 2013 (UTC)
 #{{Delete}} This is an excellent article for Illogicopedia, but not suited to Uncyc sophisticates and aficionados. Please, when this thing is euthanized, would the executioner kindly move it to my userspace? I may contact the author to see how he feels about submitting it to ?pedia. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 15:00, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
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 *[[User:InMooseWeTrust/Privacy|Privacy]] (translated from french)
 *[[User:InMooseWeTrust/Battle of Santas|Battle of Santas]]
 ==Regions of France (for organization purposes)==

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 For most of the first decade, [[Canada|Canadian-born]] Jennifer Granholm occupied the [[governor]]'s office, protected against attack by a seemingly impenetrable phalanx of unionized state employees while she installed Canadian-style government, including tax increases to pay for cuts in other taxes that silently go back up a couple years later.  From this underground bunker, she was derisively called Granmole, despite publishing, with assistance from [[Cuba]], a house organ called ''Granma.''
-In 2011, Rick Snyder became governor.  Michigan's affluent poked their heads out from their tax shelters in the western part of the state. The ex-owner of [[Dell|Gateway]]--now a province of the [[People's Republic of China]]--had a better idea: rather than Canada, he intends to make Michigan another province of China, probably an [[Car|automobile]] company.
+In 2011, Rick Snyder became governor.  He is like [[Wisconsin]]'s Scott Walker without the cute dimples.  Michigan's affluent poked their heads out from their tax shelters in the western part of the state. Snyder, the ex-owner of [[Dell|Gateway]]--now a province of the [[People's Republic of China]]--had a better idea: Michigan would become a province not of Canada but of China, probably an [[Car|automobile]] company.
 ==History==

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 The tradition has created other, related customs. For example, not only do female patrons “hang 'em high,” long-time regular customer Maxine Wave, says, but “the girls—or, more often, their husbands or boyfriends—also nickname their women's brassieres, calling them Double Trouble, Twin Peeks, Pleasure Domes, and Tempest in a 'D' Cup.”
-Unfortunately for Skowronski and her patrons, in January, the town's fire marshal, something of a wet blanket, decreed that the ladies' unmentionables constitute a potential fire hazard, and the practice of tossing the doffed undergarments has been prohibited.
+Unfortunately for Skowronski and her patrons, in January, the town's fire marshal, something of a wet blanket, decreed that the ladies' unmentionables constitute a potential fire hazard, and the practice of tossing the doffed undergarments was prohibited.
 “I guess he thinks they're too hot to handle,” Skowronski quipped.
-The [[fire]] marshal's decree stirred up quite a bra brouhaha. Steve Smith, a regular customer, organized a political-action committee, dubbed Holler House Hooters-Holders   Rescue Operation (HHHHRO). After threatening to oppose the fire marshal's reelection, to turn other incumbents out of office, and to litigate the matter, if need be, the bras “have been returned to their rightful place,” Smith declared. “The [[city]] backed down.”
+The [[fire]] marshal's decree stirred up quite a bra brouhaha. Steve Smith, a regular customer, organized a political-action committee, dubbed Holler House Hooters-Holders   Rescue Operation (HHHHRO). After the group threatened to oppose the fire marshal's reelection, to turn other incumbents out of office, and to litigate the matter, if need be, the bras “have been returned to their rightful place,” Smith declared. “The [[city]] backed down.”
 “I guess the fire marshal realized what a [[boob]] he's been over this whole thing,” Smith said.

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 * Will eventually bring about the destruction of the entire universe... but you don't need to know about that... yet.
 * Can cause members of [[Congress]] to go kookoo for [[Coco Puffs]].
 Some have conjectured that under the right lighting the Puzzle potato will allow one to see through time and cause the user to spontaneously combust; while this has not been proven.. I..oh,my.. I can see it all... how it all ends... this is amazing.. I see how the world ends... I can see me as a baby.. I can.. oh,no..NOOOOO!

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	If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the [[Forum:Village Dump\|community forum]] or in the '''[[UN:CHAT\|chatroom]]''', or ask an [[Uncyclopedia:Active Admins\|administrator]] on their talk page. Additionally, our [[UN:AAN\|Adopt-a-Noob program]] can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 04:14, May 19, 2013 (UTC)		If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the [[Forum:Village Dump\|community forum]] or in the '''[[UN:CHAT\|chatroom]]''', or ask an [[Uncyclopedia:Active Admins\|administrator]] on their talk page. Additionally, our [[UN:AAN\|Adopt-a-Noob program]] can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 04:14, May 19, 2013 (UTC)
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		+	== [[User:InsidiousTroll/HowTo:Dispose of a Body]] ==
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		+	A good start, keep going! The HowTo: space is sort of exempt, but it's still better "encyclopedic" writing if you can minimize the amount of you talking to the reader and put stuff in the third person. Also, in all articles here, the top-level section headings use <code>==</code> so they are a little smaller on the page. In a few days, you will see a '''Move''' button next to '''Unwatch''' with which you can install your article in the encyclopedia, but it might be wise to ask someone else to [[UN:PEE\|review]] it first. Cheers! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>13:07 20-May-13</small>

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 ==The Real Cause behind the Bermuda Triangle==
-Apparently, as many jedi claim, God created the Bermuda Triangle when he was in maths class and tried to draw a square but failed epically. In his anger he filled it with loads of shit and stuff and now its just...poo really. In 2007, a video, filmed by a sailor lost in the Bermuda Triangle, was found on an abandoned ship within the triangle. During the video, the ship entered a mysterious fog bank. The ship's engines failed, and the ghosts of dead Teletubbies floated out of the fog and brutally murdered the entire crew with axes, knives,penises, fishing spears and giant turtle cannons. The ghostly Teletubbies gathered the bodies into a pile and burned them to ashes as they joined hands and floated in circles around the fire. Scientists believe that these were the ghosts of a group of Teletubbies killed in the late 1600s, when pirates raided their annual "Tubby Custard Festival" on Teletubby Island, the center of the Bermuda Triangle.
+Apparently, as many jedi claim, God created the Bermuda Triangle when he was in maths class and tried to draw a square but failed epically. In his anger he filled it with loads of shit and stuff and now its just.....poo really. In 2007, a video, filmed by a sailor lost in the Bermuda Triangle, was found on an abandoned ship within the triangle. During the video, the ship entered a mysterious fog bank. The ship's engines failed, and the ghosts of dead Teletubbies floated out of the fog and brutally murdered the entire crew with axes, knives, fishing spears and giant turtle cannons. The ghostly Teletubbies gathered the bodies into a pile and burned them to ashes as they joined hands and floated in circles around the fire. Scientists believe that these were the ghosts of a group of Teletubbies killed in the late 1600s, when pirates raided their annual "Tubby Custard Festival" on Teletubby Island, the center of the Bermuda Triangle.
 ==Tourism==

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 ==False claimants to the E. A. Wanker legacy==
-In the reign of Queen Victoria (a noted German mud wrestler who ate her way to the English throne) the House of Lords was inundated with legal appeals from women claiming to be related, either medically or spiritually, to E. A. Wanker. Prime Minister William Gladstone took the matter so seriously he went out with his famous bag and filled it with women whom he returned to 10 Downing Street in order to examine their claims. Gladstone found most of these wanking women to be pleasingly abusive but annoyingly expensive. As Prime Minister he knew that when male wankers could be hired for an apple and that exchange of said apple would include full visual stimulation, no Peer of the Realm would pay six pence to see a woman adjust her petticoat while smiling. As Queen Victoria, cited by every English hero as the most beautiful woman in the world (or at least the most beautiful to rule the world), was well known for not smiling Gladstone decided these women he had collected in his bag should be banned. Soon after Gladstone grew an apple dick tree in Downing Street under which more than a century later David Cameron proposed marriage to Nick Clegg.
+In the reign of Queen Victoria (a noted German mud wrestler who ate her way to the English throne) the House of Lords was inundated with legal appeals from women claiming to be related, either medically or spiritually, to E. A. Wanker. Prime Minister William Gladstone took the matter so seriously he went out with his famous bag and filled it with women whom he returned to 10 Downing Street in order to examine their claims. Gladstone found most of these wanking women to be pleasingly abusive but annoyingly expensive. As Prime Minister he knew that when male wankers could be hired for an apple and that exchange of said apple would include full visual stimulation, no Peer of the Realm would pay six pence to see a woman adjust her petticoat while smiling. As Queen Victoria, cited by every English hero as the most beautiful woman in the world (or at least the most beautiful to rule the world), was well known for not smiling Gladstone decided these women he had collected in his bag should be banned. Soon after Gladstone grew an apple tree in Downing Street under which more than a century later David Cameron proposed marriage to Nick Clegg.
 ==Why women did not wank until feminism==

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 [[Image:Native_american_pig2.jpg|thumb|250px|The Chief of a local group of piggies. One of the few native american guinea pigs wise enough not to accept the infected blankets from the European Guineavaders. (image banned from Wikipedia)]]
 {{wikipediapar|guinea pig}}
-{{Q|Awwww! They're so cute!|Everyone|guinea pigs}}
+A '''guinea pig''' is essentially a shit tube with a brain.
-Simply put, a guinea pig is a shit tube with a brain.
+Guinea pigs are clever, wise, and powerful. Unlike mice, which are born blind and stupid, guinea pigs are born fully furred and able to see, with all the wisdom of their ancestors. So great is their wisdom that their hind legs must point outward just so it will all fit. This alone should scare you. Their ability to detect food and force humans to submit to their will is unmatched. Those who attempt to resist will probably lose their hearing. Those who do not resist will find themselves enslaved, but since guinea pigs are soft and chubby and emit squeaks of approval when petted, it could be worse. Guinea pigs will sometimes discipline their humans slaves by biting or peeing on their clothes, but you'd have to be a pretty foolish human to let that happen.
 Amazing as it may seem, guinea pigs are not perfect. Due to a glitch, they can get stuck in an [[infinite loop]] while licking (or sniffing) something, forcing them to continue licking it forever. The only known solution is to remove whatever it is they are licking, and they will return to reality.
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 The second is '''Food Mode''', when a guinea pig uses all its senses to find food and get it in its stomach. If a human slave brings food into the immediate vicinity, the pig will utter earsplitting squeaks until the human submits to its will and presents the food. The guinea pig will also stop if three hours pass with no food. (After three hours, the guinea pig will decide it was a false alarm.) Due to its incessant squeaking and sniffing, it is extremely easy to determine if a guinea pig is in Sleep Mode or Food Mode.
-A guinea pig will switch from Food Mode to Sleep Mode after it has consumed [[everything]] nearby, or if three hours pass with no sign of food. If a human does any of the following, the guinea pig will enter Food Mode with its deafening squeaks:
+A guinea pig will switch from Food Mode to Sleep Mode after it has consumed [[everything]] nearby, or if three hours pass with no sign of food.
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 The sound that the little pig omits is also known as a meep, even though the guinea pig has no lips to purse to make the "M" sound.  People who study Kung Fu are known to imitate the guinea pig noise as a greeting.
 ==Military Applications==
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 [[image:File:Guinea pig olympics 10s.jpeg|thumb|right|The amazing guinea athlete.]]
 Exposure to unstable elements have created many new species of guinea pigs, including the amazing, gigantic guinea pigs existing in the wild outlands of [[Los Alamos]] known as the Guineamus Maximus.  This exposure to plutonium atoms has created a few other anamolies, some of which have managed to [[sexual intercourse|mate]] with humans.  These guinea-pig human [[hybrid]]s, generally known as werepiggies, have always been torn between the two races and often have [[emo|angst]]-ridden pasts.  It is not generally known that they are werepiggies and instead it is believed that they are merely humans with odd tendencies.  Some famous werepiggies include the [[Olsen Twins]], [[Julia Roberts]] and [[Jack Thompson]]. It is also rumoured that Tom Cruise had something to do with starting this group of werepiggies.
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 *8:30 - I was dumped back into my lair and covered in a blanket shrouding my space in darkness, despite my obviously fierce demeanor, I was deathly scared of the dark. Until tomorrow, food human, I will plan your demise.
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 ===Usage Note===
-When referring to our Glorious Leader of the Free World [[George W. Bush]], the letter is pronounced "Dubya" (preferably in a thick Southern [[accent]]). Maximum effect is obtained if holding a large calibre rifle and intoxicated or paralysed. It is recommended that pickles are consumed as well. Pickled pickles.
+When referring to our Glorious Leader of the Free World [[George W. Bush]], the letter is pronounced "Dubya" (preferably in a thick Southern [[accent]]). Maximum effect is obtained if holding a large calibre rifle and intoxicated or paralysed.
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 '''WARNING: If you do not already know that Snape killed Dumbledore and fled, this section may contain spoilers.'''
-Snape is revealed to be his own son, a product of mating with himself. Dumbledore marries Aunt Petunia. Snape gets angry over this, and therefore [[Snape kills Dumbledore]].
+Snape is revealed to be Voldemort's son. Dumbledore marries Aunt Petunia. Snape gets angry over this, and therefore [[Snape kills Dumbledore]].
 Finally, it is at last revealed that Harry Potter was not born to James and Lily Potter, but rather was conceived in a one-night stand between Snape and Aunt Petunia. Therefore Dumbledore is Harry's step-father and so is Snape and Uncle Vernon (the former husband). We also learn that Voldemort is half African American. This spins Harry into a personal crisis in which Harry questions his ethnicity. Harry then has a mental breakdown, starts wearing bling, and adds "izzle" to the end of every sentence. This book is mainly important because we learn that Aunt Petunia was a great slut, causing the book sales to hit record numbers when rumors of hot sex descriptions leak out onto the Internet. Six months after the book's release, Rowling was forced to deactivate the Hot Coffee mod that allowed the readers to participate in a mini-game where Dumbledore screws Aunt Petunia.

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	:I never for one moment belived that Al is from the Falklands. He writes in American English which Falkland Islanders do not. They are about the most patriotic people in the whole of Great Britain so would in no way want to associate themselves with other countries by spelling in their <s>language</s> dialect. Al is from the US as his references culturally stem from the US. The US is a big country but I do not have enough knowledge to pinpoint his culture refernces to a region of the US. I'm going to chose the North-East as most Americans live there so I have a high chance of being correct. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 15:16, May 19, 2013 (UTC)		:I never for one moment belived that Al is from the Falklands. He writes in American English which Falkland Islanders do not. They are about the most patriotic people in the whole of Great Britain so would in no way want to associate themselves with other countries by spelling in their <s>language</s> dialect. Al is from the US as his references culturally stem from the US. The US is a big country but I do not have enough knowledge to pinpoint his culture refernces to a region of the US. I'm going to chose the North-East as most Americans live there so I have a high chance of being correct. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 15:16, May 19, 2013 (UTC)
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		+	(Full disclosure: I made sport of swearing Texans in [[Jam Jesus#Advertising the new communion\|Jam Jesus]], and am quite willing to swear for a specific purpose, such as in the photo caption of [[UnNews:UnNews wire hacked; President is unhurt]]. However, at [[UnNews:Baseballer detonates bomb in Boston but walks free]], using the sports-page euphemism "bleeping" did the job perfectly. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:35 20-May-13</small>)

	==Review of [[HowTo:Write a HowTo that will get featured]]==		==Review of [[HowTo:Write a HowTo that will get featured]]==

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	I replaced my name in the list at [[UN:AA]] with my signature file a while ago, by way of personalization, and I invite you to do the same. Especially, it identifies you as a lady and some readers contemplating whom to make a request of might be more comfortable with that. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:12 18-May-13</small>		I replaced my name in the list at [[UN:AA]] with my signature file a while ago, by way of personalization, and I invite you to do the same. Especially, it identifies you as a lady and some readers contemplating whom to make a request of might be more comfortable with that. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:12 18-May-13</small>
	:I have done so, now those looking for help via that page will also find the link to my talk page via my signature. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 02:25, May 19, 2013 (UTC)		:I have done so, now those looking for help via that page will also find the link to my talk page via my signature. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 02:25, May 19, 2013 (UTC)
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		+	== [[Genius Factor Games]] ==
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		+	In my opinion, {{Tl\|Construction}} is too good for this. Anon saddled us with an article solely for the joy of ranting about a game company and calling Ted Nugent a "fat piece of shit." It seems clear the author will never improve it, it doesn't belong in mainspace, and there is no way to userspace it. I don't want to delete it over your tag, but please! it's beggin' for it! {{U\|TheDarthMoogle}} agreed but put it on VFD, for which he got a 2-hour technical foul. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:29 20-May-13</small>