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‎The Signpost has arrived...Quick hide!:

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Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost

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HowTo:Fuck with people's heads

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‎Soap Trick:

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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/headline|Is it time to have a site-wide Competition?}}
:''By {{U|ScottPat|Sir ScottPat}}''
[[File:Axishotdogcompetition.jpg|right|160px|thumb|The panel of judges.]]

A recent forum has on village dump has brought the thought of having an article competition to the Uncyclopedian user masses. "Competitions would increase productivity of articles," claimed the forum writer [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]] when interviewed by himself. Recent studies done by wikia authorities confirm this.

The idea would be to have a panel of experienced judges (probably admins) who could judge the articles submitted by users. By having three judges there would be less opinionation. The articles can then be given scores out of 50 just like on pee review with some comments. The overall winner could be given a template and so could the winner of each individual category. Categories could be based on: humour, content, parody humour, satire, images and so on.

If you would like to support this and want to have a competition then please do get in touch by voicing your opinions on the forum. This will surely help to make Uncyclopedia better and will be fun for everyone.

{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/headline|A Reflection on the Week}}
:''By {{u|Anton199|Anton}}''

[[Summer]] holidays are coming and users seem to become more active. This shows that we are gradually recovering from the recent uneconomic downturn.

For example an unknown IP [[vandal]] who seemed to be [[sleep|sleeping]] for the whole year and whose only contributions were to add several quotes here and there, is fully awake now. During the last two days (to be more accurate: [[night|nights]]) he was trying to realize a very carefully planned attack. He has added several quotes to at least 20 pages on Uncyclopedia. His goal was to... Well, [[nobody|no one]] knows what his [[football|goal]] was because it has not been achieved and Uncyclopedia has neither lost its high morality, nor encountered major crisis. To be honest, everything that the vandal did in an hour (probably), has been undone in ... several minutes. Those who saved Uncyclopedia from external enemies and whom we can thank are: [[User:Simsilikesims|Simsilikesims]] (as always), [[Spike]], [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]], [[User:Frosty|Frosty]], [[User:Llwy-ar-lawr|Llwy-ar-lawr]] and...ahem... [[User:Anton199|me]].

What we suggest to this person is to read [[Uncyclopedia:Vandalism is pointless]], so he will not waste time and maybe begin doing useful contributions.

Other important news are:
*[[User:Llwy-ar-lawr|Llwy-ar-lawr]] has returned in order to <s>continue arguing</s> explain us her point of view on virtual discrimination if national minorities (probably some Americans, Russians, etc.).
*Also a recent poll has shown that 99% of our users are inactive. This probably means they are hibernating. Recently [[User:Zim ulator]] has woken up and [[User:Orian57]] who appeared briefly. Zim ulator seems to be here to stay so on behalf of the community of Uncyclopedia we welcome him back.

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'''Top VFH competitors'''<br />

*[[William Lane Craig]] (5/0)
*[[Zsa Zsa Gabor]] (6/0)
*[[PhD]] (5/0)
*[[Will Harridge]] (5/0)

'''VFH Highlight of the week'''

*[[Probability Theory]] (7/0)

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'''Check out these pages!'''
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'''UnSignpost Reviews'''

"How can I stop receiving this junk mail? [As I have to file through it to get to my UnSignpost]"

"Not [not] worth reading."

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'''Biopic of the Month'''<br />
===[[User:Mhaille|Mhaille]]===

Mhaille's real name (as is 42% percent of the British male population) is Niles, though this is actually pronounced "MAHL-ee." Niles is one of the few notable British Uncyclopedians. He's married to popular Eskimo singer Björk, and collects used batteries. Mhaille is the admin to talk to if you're a n00b, because he doesn't hate you outright... yet. Mhaille has helped Gollum's recording career by buying all his albums, watches Euthenasia politics on BBC4, is a history buff that loves old British Army entertainment reels, and is a self-declared "warrior-poet," whatever that means.

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{{Center|Newsroom UnTune of the Week'''<br/>
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'''Contributions to UnSignpost'''

Contributors: [[User:Anton199|Anton]], [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]

Main Editor and Writer: [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]

Biopic Contributor: [[User:Mhaille|Mhaille]]

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Balkans

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The Big Bang Theory (TV series)

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Rabbit

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‎Diet:

User:Bhenry1990

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User talk:WikieWikieWikie

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‎Gerald Ford: new section

Gerald Ford

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KEEP the good stuff, less of the nobheads!!

File talk:Penis de milo.jpg

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Link added as requested

File:Penis de milo.jpg

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Add interwiki to fr: requested by Ftiercel

Gerald Ford

2013-05-18T14:51:38Z

DELETE input from faggot 1 and faggot 2 :/

File talk:Penis de milo.jpg

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French interlanguage link.

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	Thanks for your wonderful pee review. I always appreciate it when someone pees about. I agree that the article wasn't one of my best but I'm happy with the article and the score so thanks for your time. (As for ostensibly British humour that just about sums up every article I write on here!) {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:29, May 18, 2013 (UTC)		Thanks for your wonderful pee review. I always appreciate it when someone pees about. I agree that the article wasn't one of my best but I'm happy with the article and the score so thanks for your time. (As for ostensibly British humour that just about sums up every article I write on here!) {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 06:29, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
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	:Yes, I did. Either he is joking, or he needs to create a new account. He begged me on IRC to unblock him, so I gave him 2 more weeks, down from infinity, to think about fixing his signature and so on. I will go respond on that page. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 03:41, May 18, 2013 (UTC)		:Yes, I did. Either he is joking, or he needs to create a new account. He begged me on IRC to unblock him, so I gave him 2 more weeks, down from infinity, to think about fixing his signature and so on. I will go respond on that page. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 03:41, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
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	:If you wish to receive some more of this "interesting" rubbish just ask. As to Spike's reply simply read your talk page. It seems like no luck with getting the warning removed but we can still get it changed. I don't really see Spike's side of the argument perhaps we should ask him why it should be kept. Also I was looking at the other site and I noticed you've got a competition running at the moment. I think we should do that over here but I don't know anything about how it's run. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 14:12, May 17, 2013 (UTC)		:If you wish to receive some more of this "interesting" rubbish just ask. As to Spike's reply simply read your talk page. It seems like no luck with getting the warning removed but we can still get it changed. I don't really see Spike's side of the argument perhaps we should ask him why it should be kept. Also I was looking at the other site and I noticed you've got a competition running at the moment. I think we should do that over here but I don't know anything about how it's run. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 14:12, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
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	Hi! Your input would be in(or Un)valuable at a discussion and vote about a new content warning. Here is the vote, with discussion slightly above [[Forum:Content warning, round 3#Vote\|Here be dragons, or at least tiny lizards, and the link]]. Check out the long report on it in the above UnSignpost (and it has a paragraph on you too!) [[user:Aleister\|''Al'']] 13:40 17-5-'13		Hi! Your input would be in(or Un)valuable at a discussion and vote about a new content warning. Here is the vote, with discussion slightly above [[Forum:Content warning, round 3#Vote\|Here be dragons, or at least tiny lizards, and the link]]. Check out the long report on it in the above UnSignpost (and it has a paragraph on you too!) [[user:Aleister\|''Al'']] 13:40 17-5-'13
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	:That may be so, but its not only '''this''' talk page that is the source of ego-polishing for the individual, a quick scout around recent changes no doubt provides all the sense of accomplishment missing from their sad shell of an existence. I'd sooner see activity such as this met with the response in the UnSignpost. Like all vandals before they'll get bored and more on the less a reaction they illicit. That said an article is out there, if it gets amended now it sends out a message that we're actually bothered enough by this annoying gnat. I say publish and be damned.... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}		:That may be so, but its not only '''this''' talk page that is the source of ego-polishing for the individual, a quick scout around recent changes no doubt provides all the sense of accomplishment missing from their sad shell of an existence. I'd sooner see activity such as this met with the response in the UnSignpost. Like all vandals before they'll get bored and more on the less a reaction they illicit. That said an article is out there, if it gets amended now it sends out a message that we're actually bothered enough by this annoying gnat. I say publish and be damned.... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
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	[[User:ChiefjusticeDS\|ChiefjusticeDS]] 22:26, January 6, 2010 (UTC)		[[User:ChiefjusticeDS\|ChiefjusticeDS]] 22:26, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
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		+	Thanks for cleaning up this article; we were hit by robot vandalism twice this week and this article had not yet been repaired. However, your Change Summary should summarize the changes, not pass judgement on other Uncyclopedians, such as calling them "faggot 1" and "faggot 2."
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		+	In addition, I believe I am faggot 1, and I got rid of the quotations section deliberately. None of the quotes are particularly clever nor have anything to do with Gerald Ford. We develop a superficial resemblance to Wikipedia here, and they don't use quotes at all. They are falling out of favor unless they are really good, and these aren't. But I agree with everything else you're doing on the page. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:07 18-May-13</small>

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 '''VFH Highlight of the week'''
-*[[Probability Theory]] (7/0)
+*[[Probability theory]] (7/0)
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 # Replace the cut-out section to form a lid over the dye. Using wet [[fingers]], smooth over the joins so they don't show.
 # Leave the soap on the side of one of the wash basins.
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 [[File:Axishotdogcompetition.jpg|right|160px|thumb|The panel of judges.]]
-A recent forum has on village dump has brought the thought of having an article competition to the Uncyclopedian user masses. "Competitions would increase productivity of articles," claimed the forum writer [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]] when interviewed by himself. Recent studies done by wikia authorities confirm this.
+A recent [[Forum:Competition Time|forum]] has on village dump has brought the thought of having an article competition to the Uncyclopedian user masses. "Competitions would increase productivity of articles," claimed the forum writer [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]] when interviewed by himself. Recent studies done by wikia authorities confirm this.
 The idea would be to have a panel of experienced judges (probably admins) who could judge the articles submitted by users. By having three judges there would be less opinionation. The articles can then be given scores out of 50 just like on pee review with some comments. The overall winner could be given a template and so could the winner of each individual category. Categories could be based on: humour, content, parody humour, satire, images and so on.
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 {{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/headline|A Reflection on the Week}}
 :''By {{u|Anton199|Anton}}''
 [[Summer]] holidays are coming and users seem to become more active. This shows that we are gradually recovering from the recent uneconomic downturn.
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 *[[Montenegrins]] (which are lazy Serbs)
 *[[Romanians]] (the country were the national dish is stomach stew, vegetable salad and "sarmale". The country with the most Gypsies that speak hungarian.)
-*[[Serbs]] (Najjači narod na svetu!!!.)
+*[[Serbs]] (The assholes who fucked up Yugoslavia.)
 *[[Slovenians]] (which are no longer Slavs but like the name, backstabbing fags (don't take it literally) (I mean take it contra-literally) (no, the second impression) (yes, that's what i meant)  )
 *[[Turks]] (which occupied this whole region for 500 years and fucked it up completely and forever)

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-{{Q|(Radiator hissing noise)|Dr. Raj Koothrappali|mother-son relationships and how they are influence the SETI program}}
+{{Q|(Radiator hissing noise)|Dr. Raj Koothrappali|mother-son relationships and how they influence the SETI program}}
 '''The Big Bang Theory''' is a American television show about nerds and the woman they built.

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 == Diet ==
-[[Image:Bunny-Davis1.jpg|left|thumb|200px|A rabbit caught its prey and will now eat him.]] [[Image:Rabbit_eats_Wolf.jpg|left|thumb|200px|A rabbit has found some delicious meat and crunched it up.]] [[Image:Rabbit1.JPG|thumb|right|Remember the unlockable jaw, used for instant decapitation. The lack of this information has let many a brave soul die! *just note how happy the guy seems on being decapitated. ]]
+[[Image:Bunny-Davis1.jpg|left|thumb|200px|A rabbit caught its prey and will now eat him.]] [[Image:Rabbit_eats_Wolf.jpg|left|thumb|200px|A rabbit has found some tasty meat and crunched it up.]] [[Image:Rabbit1.JPG|thumb|right|Remember the unlockable jaw, used for instant decapitation. The lack of this information has let many a brave soul die! *just note how happy the guy seems on being decapitated. ]]
 Rabbits have large, [[canine]] [[teeth]] which are used for [[hunting]]. A rabbit hunts by tricking its prey into thinking it's a cute, fluffy, and tasty meal. It will attack when the victims bends down to pet or trap it. then it slaughters it by means of spiking up its fur until it stands on end.
 Victims have been found with spleens removed, so it is assumed that rabbits eats the spleen. Rabbits have also been known to swallow [[toothpaste]] tubes whole, and digest them completely.

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 {{Q|He looks like me.  And I voted for him!|[[Kelsey Grammer]]|Gerald Ford.  You remember Kelsey Grammer, right?  You know, the guy from "[[Frasier]]"?  You don't?  Never mind then.}}
-'''Gerald McRednosed Boingie Boing Boing Ford''' ([[1910#1914|1914]]-[[2006]]) though long thought to be an urban legend told around campfires by scoutmasters, was, in fact, the 38th President of the United States of America. Confusion often arises concerning the achievments of the Ford Presidency, since he was so unremarkable domestically, and spent extensive periods of time abroad as an undercover spy amongst remote aboriginal tribesmen; who were prone to disappearance along with their whole families. Some believe McBogie Nose (a nickname), was ashamed of pardoning, and spooning with, President [[Richard Nixon]] after his impeachment, although as an eleventh cousin of [[The Duke of Edinburgh]], who was the ringleader of those ever-so-jolly 'spear-thrower stab and grab contests', this is nonsensical. Again, contrary to popular belief, President Ford did not suffer from terminal clumsiness due to a head injury sustained while drinking 100-proof alcohol - on the contrary.
+'''Gerald Ford''', though long thought to be an urban legend told around campfires by scoutmasters, was in fact the 38th President of the [[United States]]. Confusion often arises concerning the achievments of the Ford Presidency, since he was so unremarkable domestically, and spent extensive periods of time abroad as an undercover spy amongst remote aboriginal tribesmen; who were prone to disappearance along with their whole families. Some believe McBogie Nose (a nickname), was ashamed of pardoning, and spooning with, President [[Richard Nixon]] after his impeachment, although as an eleventh cousin of [[The Duke of Edinburgh]], who was the ringleader of those ever-so-jolly 'spear-thrower stab and grab contests', this is nonsensical. Again, contrary to popular belief, President Ford did not suffer from terminal clumsiness due to a head injury sustained while drinking 100-proof alcohol - on the contrary.
 ==Childhood==
-Ford was born in [[1910#1914|1914]] in a log cabin in [[Omaha]], [[Nebraska]] specially constructed for the occasion. He quickly moved away from that hellhole of a city, and went to the utopia of [[Grand Rapids]], [[Michigan]] and as a child, he would routinely masturbate to pictures of incumbent US presidents falling down. He attended [[West Point]] and [[Harvard]], and tried to attend [[East Point]] although became lethargic after he couldn't find it and so didn't bother to finish his formal education. The only blot on this otherwise 'prestigious academic career' was his expulsion from [[Republican]] Kindergarten for wanting a bigger school government.
+Ford was born in [[1910#1914|1914]] in a log cabin in [[Omaha]], [[Nebraska]] specially constructed for the occasion. He quickly moved away from that city, and went to the hell hole of [[Grand Rapids]], [[Michigan]] and as a child, he would routinely masturbate to pictures of incumbent US presidents falling down. He attended [[West Point]] and [[Harvard]], and tried to attend [[East Point]] although became lethargic after he couldn't find it and so didn't bother to finish his formal education. The only blot on this otherwise 'prestigious academic career' was his expulsion from [[Republican]] Kindergarten for wanting a bigger school government.
 ==Marriage==